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2.
Term used to loosely refer to any Apple "i" product.

Also contains loose sexual associations with the "money shot"... eyejob.
Yo, Bill! Have you seen the new iJob?
by Jdub4 February 19, 2010
 
1.
Loop your iPod headphones wiring around nutsack and/or your one eyed trouser snake, ensuring one complete revolution around the gonads. Once the loop is secured, get another individual to continuously tug on the wiring, thus completing the iJob. iPod music is optional, but to receive the full effect of the iJob, play Celine Dion's "My heart will go on."

Caution: Some individuals have larger ballbags and schlongs than others, so longer wiring may be necessary.
Adam: Yo dude, check out this Florence bitch next to me, she is totally giving me the dirtiest iJob!

Matt: Bro, that’s my mom!

In class, that whore Marie gave me a philthy iJob without even knowing, she kept on tugging on my headphone because I was listening to her favourite Celine Dion song.

Hey dickweed, do I got a story for you or what...I was next to these two fine Pasadena mudsliders and I got the craziest idea. I hooked up two headphones to my laptop, put on “my Heart will go on,” looped both of their wirings around my moneymaker and got the sweetest double iJob EVER.
by JBB2 November 04, 2009
 
3.
A job where they give you a free iPad or iPhone but secretly use the GPS tracking file to keep tabs on you, whatever you do and wherever you go.
It's bad enough you have an iJob, then you go and bring you boss along on our vacation so she can enjoy our sex in the sun vicariously? Where's my sledge hammer...
by BTUBoo May 12, 2011
 
4.
Shortened form of the Film Title - The Italian Job - ijob, a mini lover all his life, plays for an online gaming clan called Band Of Scousers.
He was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off but we love him anyway.
by Bridger April 03, 2005