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When the person in your group of friends who has an iphone refuses to let anybody play with it or browse the web with it.
John: Hey, Greg, can I check my facebook on your iphone?
Greg: No.
John: Wow, why are you being such an iJew, Greg?
by Greg isanijew January 11, 2009

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A mixed bred Irish-Jew. Carries the humor and conflict/guilt/neuroses of both Catholicism and Judaism. Crazy funny and good with money.
She is out of her mind; brilliant, unpredictable, hysterical funny, hysterical crazy, thinks too much, talks too much. Reinvented sex. A total iJew.
by Screwballgirlie September 19, 2010

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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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