iopsydermis 

A stress related syndrome caused by the implementation of the new Police Computer System; IOPS.

Sergeant - "Dave and James smashed up their computers yesterday so they're off sick today"

PC - "Why?"

Sergeant - "They've got iopsydermis"

iopsydermis by Rumple12 July 13, 2019

iFop 

iFop owner of an iPhone.

By definition a Fop is a man who is much concerned with his dress and appearance"

Fop became a pejorative term for a foolish man over-concerned with his appearance and clothes in 17th century England. Some of the very many similar alternative terms are: "coxcomb," fribble, "popinjay" (meaning "parrot"), fashion-monger, and "ninny. ..."

Modern day Fop's are also known as FanBoys for their feminine appearance and unnecessary interest in "pretty technology".

FanBoys in recent months have fought hard to deny the existence of the "Bridge of Death" a technological failure in the latest version of the iPhone (Favourite Tool of iFops) which prevents the phone functioning as a phone when held in a natural manner.

The solution is to get a prophylactic from the fruit company Apple which ensure that your fingers do not actually make contact with iPhone thereby permitting its poor design to triumph.

All in all it is probably a form of natural justice that a firm named after a fruit makes phones which need an outer layer of apple skin to protect them in the real world.

iFop by blackchurch November 6, 2010

ihops 

really really big but saggy tits. Not perky whatsoever like big pancakes. flap jacks

Check out that bitches ihops.

ihops by Alvatron/peestandingup November 26, 2006

IFPS

Involuntary Fist Pumping Syndrome. When someone breaks out in a random frantic fist pumping rage as if there was a beat that was fighting them and they had to beat that beat back. Common cases of IFPS have been reported all over the Nation, but top medical scientists say that the Pandemic started In whats known as The Jersey Shore. A documentry on MTV named Jersey Shore showed how people live with IFPS, and how harmful it can become to ones mental health. Living IFPS was origanlly suppose to be and episode for TrueLife but MTV recoqnized the seriousness of the issue of IFPS so they decide to make a documentry instead. Symptoms include but are not limited to Violent Behaviors, Heavy Drinking, and in the worst cases people have been reported to fist pump to death. This sickness should not be ignored if your friends start to seem like they have IFPS you should follow Doctors Orders and not hang out with Douchebags.

Vinny: Yo it looks like Ronnie's got IFPS.

Mike (The Situation): Yeah man it does. Yo Ronnie beat that beat!

IFPS by The Doctor Thunder March 21, 2010

inopsphobia 

a debilitating fear of losing control/of not being in control, or of being helpless.

His inopsphobia makes it difficult for him to give up control on even the smallest of details.

inopsphobia by twunk ouma May 2, 2020

iFop 

(n.) An internet personality (such as a myspace profile, facebook entry, etc) that is obsessed with their appearance and perceived dignity via the internet.

Chris Crocker, being the internet whore that he is, is an iFop. Louise (weezyrokk on myspace) defines herself by her friends list and is therefore an iFop.

iFop by No Fop November 20, 2007

IFOPU 

I Funny Offensive Profiles Unite

IFOPU is the best Kik chat to ever be created

IFOPU by Urmom6942096 July 28, 2019