To use any product from apple that starts with "i" as a dildo.
I iFUCKED my girlfriend with my new iphone last night
1. (verb) the act of suckering someone into buying any shitty product for superficial/pretentious/trendy reasons, especially any Apple product
2. (noun) concern for superficial/pretentious/trendy things, especially Apple products
3. (adjective/adverb) superficial/pretentious/trendy
1. That Best Buy salesman iFucked me by telling me there's a wide variety of good games for this Mac I just purchased.
2. Leave me alone Mr. Salesman, I don't give an iFuck!
3. That iPod of yours is iFucking shitty!
4. Don't iFuck me with your iFucking iFuck, that's just iFucked up!
Sexual interaction through a non-tactile medium. Either using IMs, webcams, or phones.
Apparently over 85% of Canadian college students have iFucked. I guess they're too lazy or comfortable to subject themselves to the wicked cold that is the Canadian outdoors.
The art of selling something, particularly an Apple product that may be faulty, damaged or otherwise knackered on a medium such as eBay for an inflated price - sometimes with an inaccurate or ambiguous description - knowing that some sucker is going to pay through the nose for it believing to have a good deal on a supposedly cool accessory.
I got iFucked when I bought an Ipod for $50, not knowing it had a smashed screen.
A word most likely originating from issues having to do with mac/apple hardware/software. But due to the flexibility of the word fuck, it now encompasses many different meanings. The 'i' prefix itself now represents anything to do with communications over the internet. iFuck(s)/(d)/(r) can be used as a verb, an adjective, a noun, so on. See also iTard
You dumb iFuck!
Not another ddos, i'm so iFuckd!
Dude, this hot chick i'm chattin' with wants to iFuck me =]
Sweet, just don't fap on your keyboard bro
The latest product from apple. It allows you to virtually make love to a significant other through iChat. Comes complete with orgasmic sounds and features. And romantic mood settings.
Shawty got iFucked last night by that nigga.
Perfoming the act of fornication while listening to music from one's iPod, iTouch, iPhone, or any other Apple product. Generally occurs in an unexpected sexual situation.
Er, hell yeah, I'm up for a quickie. I'm really jammin' right now, though, so it'll have to be an iFuck.