Somone who buys the latest Apple gadget and blathers on about it at every opportunity, and seriously believes that the audience cares a jot.
by mangovegan July 29, 2010
When you get bored at either engaged in a conversation or some sort of oral communication and you get so bored that you look at your iphone with no rhyme or reason. You may do it to check the time but you will forget what the time is and eventually completely forget the whole reason why you even went on your phone to begin with.
Person 1: (reaches for phone during conversation)
Person 2: How about we talk about politics
Person 1: iBored
Person 2: So yeah I also agree that Obama was only elected because he is black
Person 1: Wait a second......nevermind
Person 2: How about we talk about politics
Person 1: iBored
Person 2: So yeah I also agree that Obama was only elected because he is black
Person 1: Wait a second......nevermind
by Inside out oreo July 19, 2014
After picking up an Ibor City Stripper, or similar whore, return to her gross apartment and engage in anal sex. As you are about to orgasm, withdraw and place the first spurt into her face, uninvited. Jam the pulsing dick into her vagina, then anus. Sometimes referred to the Danny D , but with a variation. You have become a legend if you can complete the Ibor City Breakfast.
Check it out, after you guys left Mercedes and I went to her place. We hooked up and, I was in her butt about to go, and I completed an Ibor City Breakfast!
by Cuss Longshot June 19, 2019