Optical Iboobsion 

When you see a bitty on a semi-consistent basis and you don't think her rack is up to snuff then BAM! bikini pics upload to the fb and you realize she has some cannons.

Friend 1: Her boobs are not that nice.
Friend 2: They are too. It is an optical iboobsion

Optical Iboobsion by grizz69 May 8, 2012

iBooker 

n. A name given to the student composed tech support in public school counties where every student is loan an Apple iBook laptop.

I hate those stuck up iBookers and their condescending tones.

Omg, iBookers have no life.

iBooker by Ali Najafabadi November 15, 2004

iBook 

The iBook is a laptop computer from Apple.

The iBook is sleek and powerful, sporting fantastic hardware architecture cased in asturdy, reliable chassis.. with good looks. The iBook's G4 processor and specifications seem to be a bit shit on paper (before you go into detail) but it performs brilliantly, Multitasking nicely and performing the toughest of tasks. Well placed WiFi antennae make picking up the weakest of signals a breeze, too.

OS X is beautiful and functional, sporting the Aqua UI and a spiffy dock. Better than crappy Windows and Linux anyday.

"Oh dear god, I just turned on my PC Notebook, and I get this fricken' Blue screen of death!!"
"And all I got was a sexy UI."

"Windows has crashed, and OS X is running smoothly"

iBook by Eric the Wolf March 25, 2005

iBook 

A lowerend notebook from Apple Computers.

Urgh is that a cheapy powerbook?

iBook by Alex Brooks September 2, 2004

iBook 

A very Stupid thing made by Apple Coz they cant afford to make proper Notebook... Very Stupid with the lowest Battery Power and crappy Grafix.... It iz wayyy too cheap with not enuff Drive space... Thats why the created the... iPod... Stupid people...

I also personally think Apple is made by Microsoft Secretly so they raise sales for atleast one product...'

'OMFG! I cant fit anymore stuff on my iBook!!!'
'Thats what you get when you cant afford another $50!!!'
'What!! an extra 40 GB costs $50!!?'
'Duh! B'u'll gates cant afford another $49 for extra Disk Space.. JUST LIKE YOU!!! but You Cant afford another $1 on top of that...'

iBook by Darkest Moonlight September 15, 2006

ibook 

-A crappy computer from Macintosh(crapy anyways) that uses a small battery that can't run a small machine.
-A computer that can't run its own apple works
-Machine that locks up ONLY 4 times a day

John: I have a ibook.
Jim: I am sooooooo Sorry!
John: Thank you!

ibook by Einstein March 17, 2005

icooksalt 

A person who is dumb enough to name themselves ICookSalt, this person literally has one brain cell. If someone names themselves this they either have high cholesterol or they literally cook salt.

“Hey what do you do in your spare time?”
“Oh ICooksalt.”
“Yo that’s dumb.”

icooksalt by Kitchen February 16, 2019