I also personally think Apple is made by Microsoft Secretly so they raise sales for atleast one product...'
'Thats what you get when you cant afford another $50!!!'
'What!! an extra 40 GB costs $50!!?'
'Duh! B'u'll gates cant afford another $49 for extra Disk Space.. JUST LIKE YOU!!! but You Cant afford another $1 on top of that...'
The iBook is sleek and powerful, sporting fantastic hardware architecture cased in asturdy, reliable chassis.. with good looks. The iBook's G4 processor and specifications seem to be a bit shit on paper (before you go into detail) but it performs brilliantly, Multitasking nicely and performing the toughest of tasks. Well placed WiFi antennae make picking up the weakest of signals a breeze, too.
OS X is beautiful and functional, sporting the Aqua UI and a spiffy dock. Better than crappy Windows and Linux anyday.
"And all I got was a sexy UI."
"Windows has crashed, and OS X is running smoothly"
-A computer that can't run its own apple works
-Machine that locks up ONLY 4 times a day
Jim: I am sooooooo Sorry!
John: Thank you!