I.T.F.F.T 

Im Totally Fuck*ng Facebooking This

This video is so funny, I.T.F.F.T.

I.T.F.F.T by Gwords July 1, 2011

I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) 

The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.

Shhhh…be quiet yo. The I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) is here and listening to us through the vents.

I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) by Holytweak June 29, 2024

T.I.T.T.F.H. 

Take It To The Face Hoe

FACEBOOK THREAD:
Sheldon S: T.I.T.T.F.H.
Kimberly N: WTF is T.I.T.T.F.H.?
Rob M: urban dictionary . com/define . php?term=T.I.T.T.F.H.
Rob M: DUH!
Sheldon S: Take It To The Face Hoe

T.I.T.T.F.H. by rhmcanes April 16, 2011

S.I.T.F.D. 

Shut it the fuck down

A Code name for when we get tired of doing our job and we need a break we use the term S.I.T.F.D.

S.I.T.F.D. by Ticman October 12, 2011

p.y.i.t.f. 

Punch You In The Face. Term originating from Emily Van Camp.

Hey you, come here. P.Y.I.T.F.

p.y.i.t.f. by bvc October 28, 2013

D.I.T.F 

DITF, not prounounced as a word rather as an abreviation. It stands for 'dick in the face' but not in the conventional sense if searched in urban dicitonary. When used in an abreviation, it is defined as an individual who is unlikable and cannot be avoided (like a dick would be in your face). It can be used to describe such an individual or can be extended to describe an awkward and unavoidable situation.

It is a British and Australian term created by two academics who wanted a way to describe a particular persistant individual who could not be avoided. It has since been adopted by the community as a general term to describe any such individuals or situations.

1. C1- "Hey mate i just bumbed into my ex"

C2- "oh snap, what happened"

C1- "It was super awkward, I tried to avoid her/him but it was like a D.I.T.F.

2. "Bruh, that guy is such a D.I.T.F"

D.I.T.F by Soodadesi November 24, 2016

G o o d a t f o r t n i t e 

The video of Taylor hitting the folks

Taylor hitting the folks is g o o d a t f o r t n i t e

G o o d a t f o r t n i t e by g o o d a t f o r t n i t e February 10, 2019