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A rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.

Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.

This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.
"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so damn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~
The I.F.L.C (I F*^kin' Love Cilantro - Facebook Group)is a rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.

Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.

This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.

"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so damn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

D.I.F.L. 

"hey want to go get wasted?"
"no dog, D.I.F.L."
"wow, ur gay."
D.I.F.L. by bernese April 1, 2007

I.F.H.L.R 

id fuck him (in the) locker room

an extremely hot man.
brad pitt is an I.F.H.L.R.
I.F.H.L.R by t & k October 19, 2005

C.I.G.A.K.A.C.Y.M.I.L.F? 

Can I Get a kiss and can you make it last forever.
A popular saying from a Tyler the creator song
Collin: C.I.G.A.K.A.C.Y.M.I.L.F?
Maddie: the fuck does that mean
C.I.G.A.K.A.C.Y.M.I.L.F? by CripsyC February 28, 2022