A small town in the state of Michigan, full of Mexicans, pickles, gas stations, and pot smokin teenagers. And every Mexican is another Mexican's cousin in this place. The only interesting things in Imaly Shitty is the fairgrounds and the graffiti on the train cars. The train tracks are everywhere in that freakin town, so you're always stuck waiting for the thing to pass. They have like 5 pizza places...when in reality, they only need 1. They have a movie theater that only about 4 people go to a month. The cool thing to do in that town is walk around town and look at all the Mexican "gangster" kids and little white kids trying to be "hood". And there are middle schoolers EVERYWHERE! IC is literally every pedophile's fantasy.
So if getting raped by a crazy mexican while having the nasty aroma of pickles invade your nostrils is on YOUR bucket list...come on over to Imlay City! :D
Hey! That's my cousin, holmes!
Yeah, and so are all the other Mexicans in this town....