n. a douche bag investment banker who:
A) suffers from the worst case of middle child syndrome whether or not he or she has siblings
B) cannot live without weed, coke, and pimps
C) thinks Africa is a country
D) voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger or wishes he did
E) never lets his girlfriend beat him at board games
F) brags about his Ferrari at dinner and doesn't even pay for the meal
G) All of the above
i-douches bug me out.
That i-douche dropped a grand for a $500 vaporizor cause it matches his golf clubs.
an elitist retarded person who gladly and enthusiastically pays a ridiculous amount of money for sub par computer and entertainment equipment despite having numerous better and less expensive options because they believe every completely false and semi-false claim made by Apple/Macintosh Inc. or they want to be able to sit at the genius bar and feel superior as they try to use their computer even though they don't know what the fuck they're doing so they ask one of the staff persons at the store who, of course, don't have an answer except that maybe they should try buying some upgrade or apple care or other useless add-on which the douche willingly does without thought or question...they just stare at that glowing half-eaten apple
see also macindouche
iDouche: Hey check out my new mac.
Smart person: ...cool?
iDouche: Yeah it's got a 1.8GHz processor, 2 gigs of RAM, bluetooth, wi-fi, it's ultra cool
Smart person: How much was it?
iDouche: (some ridiculous amount of money)
Smart person: I just got a pc for half that price with twice as much power.
iDouche: Yeah but this thing is awesome, it can do video editing, I can watch movies, listen to music, it's ultra top of the line.
Smart person: Yeah my pc does all that too.
iDouche: Yeah but I can like plug anything into it and it will work, like an mp3 player, a digital camera, external hard drive, external superdrive...
Smart person: Yeah me too. What the fuck's a superdrive?
iDouche: It can burn cds AND dvds.
Smart person: Oh you mean a combo drive, yeah my pc has one on it. You had to buy an external?
iDouche: Yeah I bought an external but it's more than a combo drive, it's a superdrive.
Smart person: What does it do other than burn cds and dvds?
iDouche: It plays them too.
Smart person: All burners play the media they can burn.
Smart person: Nevermind. So does it do anything else? Any reason you spent so much on it?
iDouche: Yeah, it can't get viruses.
Smart person: Yeah it can.
iDouche: No, macs can't get viruses.
Smart person: Then why did it come with virus scanning software?
iDouche: ...in case one day it can get viruses.
Smart person: A computer can eventually lose its features?
iDouche: I dunno, maybe. It doesn't matter...
A person who fanatically buys every single Apple device that comes out often on the first day, irrespective of actually using it, and constantly shows it off and brags about it with other fellow idouches, friends, colleagues and often total strangers
Dude, Kevin is such a fucking idouche. He wasted my half an hour showing off his fucking iPad -- like I give a shit. He can't stop talking about it.
I am surrounded by idouches at work. I am afraid I am going to turn into one
Similar to crackberry, when a person with an iPhone is consistently on it, never puts it away or is seemingly addicted to their device. They ignore the conversation, people, and things around them making them douches.
Alex- hey, whats up? i haven't seen you in forever
Hunter-(sits silently fiddling with iPhone)
Alex- man, you're such an iDouche
A person who is ignoring the people around them while using an electronic device. This person is much worse then your average edouche
because they are using an Apple product.
Put down your iphone and stop being such an idouche!
A person that owns an i-anything that acts like they have a soundtrack to there life they tend to tune everything out or brag what new app they just got.
Ted: " I wish that guy would stop playing iron man on his iphone speaker "
Mike: " Yeah who is this guy anyways "?
Ted: " I dont know but he sure is a idouche "
An iDouche is a pussy whipped guy that says stupid lovey dovey bullshit, especially on social networks, and generally acts like a douche.
Good morning beautiful. I love you and I can't stop thinking of you. I can't eat and can't sleep and just can't wait to see your beautiful smile again. I just bought a customer license plate with my name on it.
That's a fucking idouche.