I stab you

Phrase said at Saugus High School. Attempted by many, mastered by only one.

Mr. Miller, the Euro teacher, can't pull off saying "I stab you". Only that weird kid with the scarf can.

I stab you by Awesome Incarnate December 1, 2004

i stab you

Mastered only by the one true Iland, meant to make kids shut up quickly such as Abigale and Zach.

Miller: Abigale, I stab you. Is that write? Iland: No, its istabyou!

i stab you by Shazam89 December 2, 2004

i stab orphan hehe 

TECHNOBLADE IS GOD TECHNOBLADE SHIT MAN YESSS I LIKE YO STAB ORPHAN HEHE you can fucking say this any fucking time and nobody ducking will fucking care for fucks sake

“Technoblade says I stab orphan hehe”
“I like to stab orphan hehe”

i stab orphan hehe by Axolotl0lp0 October 30, 2021

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly 

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap

"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009

I will stab you 

A non-threatening threat. Basically, it's how one will show their anger to another, quickly look around for a sharp object, fail in finding one, and say the threat anyways, not being able to back it up. Usually used in a friendly manner, where the speaker (probably) won't stab the other guy, anyway.

Jack: Hey man, you know what a pelican looks like!?
John: Well, you've got the saggy chins, the beady eyes, and you are annoying as Hell, so... I'm gonna have to say, like you.
Jack: I will stab you...

I will stab you by Kil Lerown April 17, 2010

i’ll stab ye nan yeh? 

usually an interaction between 2 or more brits, saying that one will stab the others man.

mate 1: american football not real football yeh?

mate 2: there’s no such thing as american football , you say that again i’ll stab ye nan yeh?

i’ll stab ye nan yeh? by Carl-de-la-santos_sick January 18, 2021

I'm gonna stab some shit 

the act of stabbing some shit

Robber: give me the money or i'm gonna stab some shit
Bank Worker: ok

I'm gonna stab some shit by epicest gamer December 20, 2020