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I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

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I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

I hate it when that happens 

A phrase often used to sound empathetic when in most cases the scenario being discussed is too unique for the other person to have possibly gone through the same situation.
Person #1: Dude you won't believe this, but I saw Jeremy on my flight! I have never seen someone I know at the airport let alone on my plane!
Person #2 Yah, I hate it when that happens.
Person #1: What?!

I hate it when people take advantage of my kindness

Not realizing that they need me more than I need them most the time.
I hate it when people take advantage of my kindness.

I hate it when a llama named Carl 

A top result when you type in the Google search bar "I hate it when" - this particular phrase is a reference to the Filmcow series Llamas with Hats; specifically episode 1 where we see a handless corpse of a man leaning up against a wall. Paul inquires to his friend Carl what happened, after which Carl confesses to stabbing the man 37 times and eating his hands because he had "the rumblies". This google result alludes to being from the perspective of the stabbed man.
I hate it when a llama named Carl stabbed me in the chest 37 times and eats my hands.

i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf 

Google humo(u)r
Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

I hate it when that happens 

The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm.
Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when that happens'.