| 953. | Swagger Love | ||
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The mad love, respect, praise and/or worship of someone's sawgger. It could be you, or someone walking down the street. It is a very high form of respect, not to be taken or used lightly, at all, under any circumstances. Someone with a lot of swagger love usually has a lot of chicks and/or dudes following them around constantly Random guy 1: "Man that chick is supa bad, lets follow her to her car."
Random guy 2: "True dat, she gets mad swagger love from me!" Chick: "Damn it, this is the third time today. I hope they'll just go away" Girl 1: "Ooh P.J. is so fine. I like his swag" Girl 2: "Don't I know it, but I believe the feeling you are expressing at the moment is called Swagger Love" Girl 1: Who cares? All I know is he can holla at me anytime" *Smiles at P.J. and winks* Girl 2: (under breath) "Stupid whore" Girl 1: "Huh?" Girl 2: "Nothin girl, I said he got nice abs" Girl 1: "Oh. He do don't he?" *Smiles again* That boy is so freakin insecure ,don't talk to him he gets no swagger love from anybody boo. |
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| 954. | Ho Ho Ho | ||
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A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week. John: "Dude emily is really hot!"
Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass." John: "Ah man that sucks!" |
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| 955. | Wakefield, MA | ||
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Because there are not actually any minorities or crime in this North Shore Massachusetts town, the town's teenagers, despite being the children of lawyers, doctors, professionals, and business owners, feel the need to hang around down town decked out in 'urban' clothes and act thuggish. Thankfully, most of this contrived suburban angst is over by the end of high school, and these thuggish kids end up at top colleges and act like the East Coast assholes their parents always dreamed their kids would be. outsider: I was in Wakefield, MA the other day, and the kids looked like thugs even though there were nice ass houses everywhere, what's up with that?
wakefielder: Yeah man, those kids are just doing their part by bringing a little urban culture to a town that sorely lacks it. Don't worry though, when these kids realize their lives will be much easier when they act like the WASPs that they are, they'll smarten up. |
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| 956. | Lowland Betrayal | ||
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a sexual act in which you are receiving a blumpkin. While you are getting one, you finish in her mouth, stand up and shove her head in the toilet; sit down and flush. Will end relationship. A "Hey man, I was getting a blumpkin and gave her a lowland betrayal"
b "haha nice, she's you're ex now right?" A "Yup she'll be washing her bathroom and hair for weeks" |
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| 957. | Annaquinn | ||
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The most awesome of awesome people. An Annaquinn is like the whipped cream to your jam and scones- its alright without it but add an Anna Quinn (or jam) to your life (or jam and scones) and it's like a whooooooole different ball game. A better one. The best. -An Annaquinn is an Omnipotent. - a God like charater to your life. You will find yourself asking her for advice, a helping hand, one of her many truely amazing strories or just to crack a joke with her. -An Annaquinn has the most awesome laugh which is highly contagious. Once she starts to laugh there can be no immediate cure and you'll find yourself laughing along, regardless of how ridiculous or improper it seems to laugh at that time. -An Annaquinn has extremely strong stomach muscles from laughing all the time. -An Annaquinn is talented in anything she does when she puts her mind to it. Sometimes she is too good at it even when she DOESN'T put her mind to it. -An Annaquinn is a very agreeable person. -An Annaquinn is sweet..sweet as in sugar is sweet but also as in.."dude that girl is sweeeeeeeet!" -An Annaquinn is generally very polite and mild mannered on the outside, but a crazy party animal on the inside. -An Annaquinn is loveing, generous, helpful and intelligent. -An Annaquinn will brighten up your day, even the darkest of them.. (man in gym)
-"whoa dude...you've been pumpin' those crunches for hours now..." -"i know man..."(pats abdomen) "I wanna get me some Annaquinns on this baby" OR (people conversing over jam and scones) Person 1: -"my scone is nice but it seems to be lacking..." Person 2: -"why don't you try spreading an Annaquinn on it person 1?!" Person 1: -"duuuuuuude...its like...whoa person 2..you totally transformed my whole meal just there....best advice EVER..in fact.. you give advice like an Annaquinn!" |
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| 958. | Annaquinn | ||
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The most awesome of awesome people. An Annaquinn is like the whipped cream to your jam and scones- its alright without it but add an Anna Quinn (or jam) to your life (or jam and scones) and it's like a whooooooole different ball game. A better one. The best. -An Annaquinn is an Omnipotent. - a God like charater to your life. You will find yourself asking her for advice, a helping hand, one of her many truely amazing strories or just to crack a joke with her. -An Annaquinn has the most awesome laugh which is highly contagious. Once she starts to laugh there can be no immediate cure and you'll find yourself laughing along, regardless of how ridiculous or improper it seems to laugh at that time. -An Annaquinn has extremely strong stomach muscles from laughing all the time. -An Annaquinn is talented in anything she does when she puts her mind to it. Sometimes she is too good at it even when she DOESN'T put her mind to it. -An Annaquinn is a very agreeable person. -An Annaquinn is sweet..sweet as in sugar is sweet but also as in.."dude that girl is sweeeeeeeet!" -An Annaquinn is generally very polite and mild mannered on the outside, but a crazy party animal on the inside. -An Annaquinn is loveing, generous, helpful and intelligent. -An Annaquinn will brighten up your day, even the darkest of them.. (man in gym)
-"whoa dude...you've been pumpin' those crunches for hours now..." -"i know man..."(pats abdomen) "I wanna get me some Annaquinns on this baby" OR (people conversing over jam and scones) Person 1: -"my scone is nice but it seems to be lacking..." Person 2: -"why don't you try spreading an Annaquinn on it person 1?!" Person 1: -"duuuuuuude...its like...whoa person 2..you totally transformed my whole meal just there....best advice EVER..in fact.. you give advice like an Annaquinn!" |
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| 959. | Dog Collar | ||
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This is to be used on a person who is very corporate and anal about their professional appearance. Find some dogshit and flatten it out between two pieces of wax paper until it is very,very thin. Use a razor to cut out pieces that are the exact size and shape of a collar-stay (plastic things that goin dress shirts to keep each side of the collar straight).When finished, place in the freezer overnight. Wake up when your target does and when he goes into the bathroom to shave, you run into his room and replace the plastic collar-stays with ones you made out of dogshit. If you are unsure of which shirt he is wearing, have some extras made to insert in all possible choices. They'll thaw out while he's at work or in class and he'll smell like shit. Steve: "I wonder how John did in his interview today..."
Mike: "My guess? Not too well, considering he reeked of dogshit." Steve: "Dog Collar?" Mike: "Bullseye." Steve: "Nice". |
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