the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. Resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic
man - hey babe how are you doing?
women - i'm late
man - F#*&(&* Christ!
the easiest way for telling your boyfriend and/or fuck buddy your pregnate
1 month later
ring ring ring
girl: we need to talk
girl: I'm late
DIAL TONE: if you like to make a call please hang up and try your call again