what you say when you have absolutely nothing to do and can find no pot.
The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.
Places People Are Bored:
3) Sitting on a Bench
4) Waiting for someone or something
5) Watching movies from before 1960
Things people do when they're bored:
1) Add words to urbandictionary.com
2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel
3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards
4) Try to move things with their mind
5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it
Josh: dude, i'm bored.
Kevin: deal with it, you douche.
And so are you, apparently.
the definition of my life
1) a statement of just how bored you are.
2)what a man say's when he means "i want sex"
1) I'm bored. fetch me some pot
2) "hey, honey, i'm bored, you wanna stay in tonight?"
A subtle way of seeking or suggesting sex, often used online, in chat rooms or online discussion boards.
Examples can often be seen posted by generally heterosexual persons posting on otherwise gay discussion boards. A tip can be posting history or lack thereof.
Often the person will enter a chat with "I'm bored" with no prior history of visiting that location. If chat is engaged, it will be revealed they are actually bi-curious or otherwise seeking NSA connections.