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A Japanese water spirit. It looks like a human/duck/turtle type of thing. They live in ponds and rivers and drag people in and drown them. They also pull your intestines out through your behind. A Kappa has a dent in it's head that is full of water, this allows it to go out on land. Also, Kappas are very polite. If you come a across a Kappa all you have to do is bow to it, the Kappa will have to bow back spilling the water on it's head and leaving it powerless. Kappas also love cucumbers, toss a cucumber into the water were a Kappa lives and it will not harm you.
People also portray Kappas as being very cute and innocent looking. These versions of Kappas are indeed irresistibly adorable, they make me want to squeeze their little Kappa heads off! And yes, I am aware there is also the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority who think they're so elite because they've been around for so long. Well the REAL Kappas have been around since ancient times, drowning you and feasting on your soul! Me: Omg! Lookit the ickle Kappa!!! Ah, wait! Omg no, not the colon!!!! *Tosses cucumber*
Sorority chick on Urban Dictionary: Omg! This definition says a Kappa is a Japanese duck thinger! Omg they're dishonoring our almighty elite-ness! *Gives thumbs down to definition* |
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| 2. | Grank | ||
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To groan or grumble! Who you grankin today? What's your grank about Mr. North? All this grank and you couldn't just say you had your hands in my northern apple pie boy! Are you granky today? I could grab some dandilions, hold em up to your chin Yellow. That bitch was such a grank, but I put my samuri in her.exp..del...and now she's fit as a fiddle. Always a grank and a prank. Stop lookin at my ass and what you want to spank. Love is not sex, it's not inside. just a figment of my mind! Never spoke a truth and knew where we were from. Dirty little Mr. North all full of some. It smells like the middle foe life we know. A paper football we use to throw. I know now like I knew then. Mr. Grank North, was not always a friend. Not ready for a truth and told a lie. I' m made of wild cherry n' he wants his apple pie! Theirs a rhyme just cuz I'm board,
I will not bow or call you a lord! Testing waters to feel, smell and see, So Mr. Grank North why are you following me? Using harsh words when you knew what was right, Rkelly should piss on you insted girlyman, you only come out at night. The witch in me as plan as Jane, Watching the stars shine loving wet rain. Dancing again around the trees with a fire, This is to far and thats walking a wire! all it takes is just one dial, tricky lil grank Dic with a crocked smile! I forgot about taste so hear's ya some The Mans still young dumb and full of....! |
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| 3. | Fiery Fox | ||
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A girl who is not only gorgeous(hense the fox), but also has a lot of spirit (hense fiery). She will not bow down to anyone, and her opinion WILL be heard on anything that she cares about enough to comment upon. guy1"i had to dump my gf, she was a fiery fox."
guy2 (confusedly)"why is that a bad thing?" guy1"because im a scum-sucking idiot that hates it when cute girls have any kind of free will and i was hoping she would cry or give up her free will for me." guy2"ok... yeah, im going to leave because that is a horrible way to go at life"(leaves) |
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| 4. | Scene | ||
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Scene is another excuse for being emo.
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****Scene guys will not talk to anyone thats 'un-scene'. If a unscene girl leaves him a comment on myspace, he WONT comment back or talk to her at all. He will go to local shows and probably is WITH one of the bands that play or there to dance (mosh, two step, throwdown, etc.) like a crazy motherfucker. He's straight edge but smokes ciggarettes because "ciggarettes doesnt count", & he drinks on the downlow. He drives an ugly car and has a job that doesnt pay much. He has a sidekick I,II, or III just so he can be like all the other scene guys and check his myspace and AIM whenever he can. He has 561,844 friends on myspace but only knows about 300 of them. Scene guys: -usually very skinny -tight straight leg jeans -or tight girl jeans -choppy hair, lots of hairspray, side bangs -usually 2 or more colors in their hair -vans slip on shoes, big nikes, or pumas -tight, small band shirts with bands you've never heard of before -eyeliner -small hoodies that are small on them and zipped up all the way -always wear some kind of wrist band that they got from going to a show or venue -gauges in their ears -dance obnoxiously no matter what kind of music it is -says "nigga" instead of "dude" -kisses other dudes but claims hes straight -or claims hes bisexual but wont do more than kiss another guy -drinks energy drinks alot (usually MONSTER, or REDBULL) -claims he is vegan/vegetarian/straight edge ****Scene girls are the m... |
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| 5. | donkey bow | ||
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while recieving a blowjob and the girl will not take it all raise your elbow and bow her in the back of the head to make her deep throat She said she couldnt take all of it while she was giving me a blowjob, so i donkey bowed that bitch and i showed her she could.
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| 6. | lyl | ||
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you: man, I've had the WORSE day ever.
me: LYL!! you: I'll never laugh again me: lyl you: no! I will not bow down to your commands me: (threateningly) LYL. |
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| 7. | blabbercunt | ||
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(N): An especially loud mouthed woman whose ability to constantly talk about dick-shrinking things like art, poetry, boy bands, and chastity is so ceaseless that even while giving blow jobs, she does not stop talking, as the vocal chords in her vagina take over and begin to utter noises. Dave: God, Mariah will not shut the fuck up. She talked my ear off last night on the phone for over five hours. All she talked about was how much she valued sex after marriage.
Tom: Well, you should have known for how much she raises her hand in class and talks about Jesus that she is a total blabbercunt. Dave: I know, I don't think she would even be in to saddlebacking. |
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