|1.||i was just gonna say|
What someone says before saying what they are going to say. Often a nervous habit.
Teacher: Billy, do you have something you want to say?
William: I was just gonna say my name is William.
Teacher: William, what is the answer to number four?
William: I was just gonna say that it's Pluto, sir.
|2.||I'm just saying|
This is a phrase often used when a person is being accused of something or is said to offend someone unknowingly, while stating something.
Sarah: "Your shirt is Purple"
Lyndsay: "No it isn't"
Sarah: "It is Isn't it Alex?"
Lydsay(frustrated): "Whatever it's not a big deal."
Sarah: "I'm just saying"
|3.||i'm just saying|
Phrase used whenever someone says something that's offensive, or hurtful, mean etc. It's is used to automatically erase what was just said, as if the person never said it.
Ey dog I would love to fuck the shit outta your little sister.
Guy #2: WTF did you just say????
Guy #1: I'm just saying.....
Guy #2: oh ok...kool
|4.||if i was an egg|
This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"
Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my slut muffin!
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!
|5.||I'm just sayin'|
The irrefutable way to diffuse any situation. Saying "I'm just sayin'" is to be used immediately after a burn, or after a distasteful opinion is given. There is no response to "I'm just sayin'," that cant be followed up with another "I'm just sayin'"
with the proper use of this tool, it is possible to deliver a rude comment or burn and have it bounce off simply as an opinion disguised as an objective opinion, and who can argue with you over an opinion that you dont apparently support.
-" Hey man, Stacey didn't call me last night, I think she was with another guy."
- " Well remember the way she was in high school? she was a huge slut."
-"DUDE!!! Thats my fiancé!"
- " I know, I'm just sayin'"
- " Well ok, but she's not a slut anymore."
-" I'm just sayin.'"
|6.||I'm just sayin'|
A phrase used to signify that a previous comment one made was not intended to cause offense or annoyance, but was simply a statement of a personal opinion or an observation that the stater doesn't care enough to fight over.
Person A: That video you posted looked faked to me.
Person B: Why are you being a troll?
Person A: I'm not trolling, I'm just sayin'.
Common phrase used as an answer to "Why do you ask?"
Usual Meaning: I was interested in your answer and will base my future responses around said answer.
Very similar to "Just asking"
Guy: Are you single?
Girl: Yes. Why do you ask?
Guy: No reason I was just curious.
Girl: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Guy: Not much, why whats up?
Girl: I was just curious. (Will generally follow up with girly phrase implying she wants him to hang out with her.)