This Word Can ANYTHING.....You just gotta put it in the right context!
Ahh you can be such a JEB sometimes
Wuu2? .......Nm Just Jebbin off.
^^ You get the drift of it!
The hell-hole I live in. The place where if you can't get a job at McD's, you decide to become a cop. The place that that moron George W's brother is governor. The place where Jeb Bush could not answer a math question that was on the 10th grade FCAT (standardized test). The place where there are very few smart people. The most popular place for hurricanes to hit in the country. The place where old people come to die. The place where spring-break kids come and party, get busted by the idiot cops, and then never leave. The place with beautiful beaches and morons on them.
The place that is inhabited by Spanish-speaking people, MORONS, more morons, idiot cops, old people who can't drive, spring break kids who can't drive, more morons, cops who break the law every day, more morons, some rednecks (like me), and VERY few intelligent people (like me).
This is the place that George W. originally said he "didn't need", but then had his brother steal it for him even thought Gore won the popular vote. The place where all the morons live, and the smart people can't find a way out because the idiots hinder their every move.
Also called the Sunshine state, although it rains almost every day.
Also called Hell's waiting room.
1:"Hi, I'd like to work here."more...
2:"What's your IQ?"
2:"Sorry, you can't work at McDonalds. Why don't you try the police station down the street?"
1:"I have to go to Florida to visit my grandparents."
2:"I love you, man. I'll see ya in heaven."
1:"Did you take the FCAT?"
2:"No, I'm a Bush. I don't have to."
"Do you speak English?"
Cop:"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
Cop:"Awww, dammit. I thought one of us would know. Oh, well. You ran a red light, okay? We'll say you ran a red light. Here's your ticket."
"What's our nation's capital?"
"What do you want to do today?"
"Ooh, let's play Bingo! I haven't done that since I had a heart attack last time I won! That was almost two months ago!"
"Oh, these beaches are beautiful."
"Yeah, will you still think so Tuesday?"
"What happens Tuesday?"
"That's when the hurricane is gonna hit."
"I got a 340 on the SAT!"
"Wow! That's good! I only got a 420!"
|3.||project for the new american century|
An actual website is available on this neocon think tank's.... well i can only describe it as machiavellian plan explaining how United States hegemony is good for the entire world and how a 'new pearl harbor'(see 9/11) is needed to sell this blatantly Imperial plot cooked up great Americans as diverse as: Lewis Libby,Donald Rumsfeld,Richard Perle,Paul Wolfowitz,Dan Quayle,Jeb Bush.
So, in light of the past 5 years, i half to conclude the current administration may not being completely bang up truthful with us.
However, no amount of evidence will EVER persuade true believers the house of Bush is playing them like a Uklaly,Americans seem to be highly sensitive to ANY criticism, no matter how warranted and well intentioned,usually assuming it to be hate speech and jealousy, so i guess this doesn't really accomplish anything, but if the western media was half as informative and 'liberal' as it is reputed to be, this should've been plastered over every newspaper across the country that isn't 'the weekly standard'or 'Wall st. Journal' BEFORE invading Iraq so the public could make its own minds up regarding the legitamacy of the president's claims of WMDs indstead of being scared shitless into docility.
ladies and gentlemen, i give you
the 'war on terror', just a smokescreen for a bunch of disgusting neocons with too much time & money on their hands so they watch James Bond movies and take notes. give a hand to the PNAC!
'Project for The New American Century is an anctual think tank, has website you can look up-"
"oh your a conspiracy Nut! You hate the right! You want the terrorists to win! Why do you hate America So!?"
Middle Eastern word meaning to be oblivious to one's surroundings. May be convinced something a hardcore fact when in reality it's just a joke or phony front put on. They may hold on to what they think is a fact and refuse to let go.
Jeb: Well you two dated for so long, so you must be in love with and want to marry her.
Jack: Hell no, I just pulled a Hannaa on her. She thinks that but I just needed fun and practice for awhile. It was just a joke, nothing serious. I'm thankful for her because she helped me prepare for my wife, Annie.
A very fun game, most would say, and some people say it's another "drug", because it's so addicting. Minecraft uses Blocks/cubes, and they are pixelated. Why? Because every block uses some java, and the higher the texture, like realism HD, would make a shit ton of lag.
Anyway, minecraft is very fun because you can build any building, or pixel art, you want. There is no planned mission you have to do, like in Halo or C.O.D... You don't always have to build some huge kick-ass thing. There is also survival mode, with peaceful, easy, normal, and hard difficulties. There is also other game modes. Creative, and adventure.
Minecraft was made by "Notch" but is now being coded by "jeb_". C418 made the music and soundtracks, and Dinnerbone is another coder.
Person 1: "Hey...Dude, u wanna smoke some weed?.."
Person 2: "Can't, I'm fighting the Enderdragon..."
Person 1: "Minecraft is gay."
Person 2: "You just don't have a creative mind."
Person 1: "WTF is the point of play minecraft?"
Person 2: "It's fun, dumb-ass."
Person 1: "Why the fuck is everything a block, and pixelated??"
Person 2: "Cause if it wasn't, it would have a shit ton of lag, and the computer would overheat."
A moderate/centrist Republican and former Democrat who served two terms as mayor of New York City in the 1990s and early 2000s; the man who turned the Big Apple around after many years of decline and decay and showed tremedous leadership ability on 9/11. Essentially a fiscal conservative, but socially liberally on issues such as abortion and gay rights. Generally well liked by moderate Republicans, moderate Democrats and Libertarians, but disliked by the far right and the far left. A man who would have a very good chance of becoming president in a general election in 2008 but who, regrettably, probably couldn't get through a GOP presidential primary because most of the GOP has been hijacked by far-right religious fundamentalist nutcases (also known as "The American Taliban").
Swing Voter #1, A Moderate Democrat: "I think Rudy Giuliani could easily carry a lot of Blue States in 2008. I wouldn't vote for a neocon whack job like Jeb Bush or Rick Santorum, but I would vote for Rudy Giuliani."more...
Swing Voter #2, A Libertarian: "Yeah, I like Rudy. I would probably vote for him for president in 2008. He isn't ideal from a Libertarian standpoint, but he's good. He isn't a tax-and-spend ultra-liberal, but he isn't a neocon Bible Thumper either. But do you really think Rudy could make it through a GOP presidential primary in 2008? Let's be realistic: his positions on abortion and gay rights--the very things that would play well with swing voters--would prevent him from winning a GOP presidential primary. Rudy is a moderate, and moderates are hated by the jihadists of the Christian Right. Just ask Arlen Specter."
Democratic Party Operative: "Please, dear God, don't let Rudy win the GOP presidential nomination in 2008. He would probably carry Pennsylvania, California and other Blue States. Hopefully, the GOP will behave like the self-destructive idiots that I think they are and give the nomination to some neocon wacko on the far right like Rick Santorum or Sam...