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i-tard: A person blindly following advertisements, commonly called a hipster, tends to shop at target over walmart, believes mac products are superior to any PC product, and mainly uses said mac computer to update facebook and twitter accounts.
i-tard "experts" are people that consistently use an apple product to run computing intensive programs. To do this, they justify a multi-thousand dollar mac, and proceed to download Windows in order to run real-life and relevant programs. i-tard "trolls" are mac junkies. This flavor of i-tard does not stop thinking (or typing) about their apple product, to the extent that they will consistently post on blogs, or online forums. This is one of the most useful things a mac can do. I-tard trolls are online bullies, and they will let you know that PC's are for republicans. (v) example: That i-tard sure loves to hang out in Starbucks while trolling around the PC online help forums. i-tard "justified". A person using a mac solely for the purpose of picture and or video editing, and nothing else. These people generally own a business, and purchase a PC to run the accounting, and other real-world software. |
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| 2. | i-tard | ||
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Someone who doesn't know a thing about computers/technology, more specifically Macs/Ipods. Sometimes, even though they clearly don't, they'll continue to lie about their intelligence using a computer. See alternate definitions of e-tard. 1. Jim just said he's upgrading to a 32MB hard drive so he can "play games better." What an i-tard.
2. Dude, Jason just asked what the difference was between Y2K and MP3, because he's getting an Ipod today. Spoiled ass i-tard. |
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| 3. | nigga tard | ||
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a mentaly retarded black person, a niggar tard yo fool! that is one hell of a nigga tard
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| 4. | i-Tard | ||
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Someone who uses their i-Pod during social outings, often isolating him or herself from a group of friends by listening to music and/or using apps and igoring conversation or his or her companions completely. Person 1: Ryan was such an i-Tard last night!
Person 2: Yeah,I know! He didnt say one word the whole night, all he did was play doodle jump. |
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| 5. | i-tard | ||
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someone who can't work an i-pod (or any other electronic device) Cindy is such an i-tard that she can't even turn on a radio.
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| 6. | Gay-tard | ||
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a gay tard is a combanation of being gay and slightly retarded. when you are a gaytard you most likley love men and the cock and at the same time have mental and/or physical dissabilitys. -wow, that guys a fucking gaytard.
-that guys hot and a gay tard at the same time -jason betts loves the gaytard cock. |
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| 7. | Tard Wranggler | ||
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The customers on the other end of the phone when you work tech support. The act of having many bad customers, over and over. (see also: Tard Support) Dude, I haven't had any sales today... I'm just a tard wranggler today.
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