| 57. | niggamatism | ||
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An ocular ailment in which one can only see black people. Black: Hey nigga, whadup?
White: Oh you must be mistaken, I'm white. Black: Oh shit, I'm sorry. Must be my niggamatism actin up again. |
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| 58. | 1337 Sauce | ||
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(also known as leet sauce), the substance a person is dipped in before they are put into their mother's womb if it is determined by higher powers that they will be a master at everything they do. hey man, did you see that guy, he must have been dipped in almighty 1337 sauce!
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| 59. | Black Apocalypse | ||
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The greatest Gangsta Metal Band on Earth! Formed in 1991 by ex-rappers who found rap to be getting stale. Although I disagree, they formed the only good subgenre of metal which lyrics people can relate to instead of "I love Satan, he makes me hard, RAAWWWRRRGGG"
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"Niggaz Neva Die" is da best song eva! Forget Stairway to Heaven or any of that white boy shit. It has da best guitar solo and da phatest drum work eva and da lyrics are beautiful. "We are real, you whities are fake like your women's titties / I see white kids dressing like us like day dealt wit' da shitty and every bitty ditty wit' da itty bitty pity / Day can't dress black / dey don't know black / dey ain't not dealt wit' da persacution like us / Us black folk our proud of o... |
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| 60. | Somerset | ||
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A boring, rich, upper class town in a rural part of central New Jersey, full of doctors, lawyers, accountants, college professors and other people who think they’re hot shit. Few people know about Somerset, and often think the town only contains normal sized middle class homes that they see on the main road of Easton Avenue. That’s because years ago Somerset consisted only of farm land and a few normal homes. Year’s later developers came and bought up acres and acres of farm land and built big expensive homes, bringing in the rich, snobby crowd that makes Somerset what it is today. Unlike other rich towns in New Jersey, Somerset is actually a very diverse town that contains a lot of black people who also have money like their white counterparts. A majority of kids from the town are spoiled and a lot of them try to act like they’re tough thugs from the rough streets. When in actuality the only dangerous thing to worry about is hitting a deer crossing the road. The town also contains a numerous amount of hot girls that can be seen on a day to day basis usually driving their mommies and daddies BMW, Mercedes, Infiniti, Acura or Lexus with no place to go. Tom: "Who was that hot girl doing lines of coke in her BMW M3?"
Tara: "Oh, thats Lisa, she lives in Somerset, she's that snobby bitch I told you about whose loser brother thinks he's a gang banger. I fucking hate people from Somerset." |
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| 61. | God | ||
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Everyone on here is so sure that God doesn't exist.They base this on information given to them by their government (KNOWN LIARS).
~ You've all been thoroghly indoctrinated I see.Way to think for yourselves,bravo! God exists.I can say this for sure because I haven't been brainwashed like all of you have.Your government says "Darwin",and you all say "how high?"
And just incase you don't understand that.Your school teachers? They're all GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES! They teach Darwin in schools,not God. Darwin was a deist and deists have a history of CHURCH and STATE and they also owned black people as slaves.LOL,hahaha AND THEY BRAINWASH YOU,lmmfao! |
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| 62. | Gjared | ||
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A black person who is struggling with an identity crisis. The act of trying to shock people by always letting people know how black you are (pulling a Gjared). The best pushcart driver in Jamaica. See "uncle tom" "I am black, pay attention to me"
"White people invented slavery" "I am black, but I do white things" "kiss da lucky egg" "quit being such a Gjared" "that idiot sure did pull a Gjared" |
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| 63. | Mind of Mencia | ||
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A tv show on comedy central starring Carlos Mencia. Deny
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it that the show isn't funny, but it is side splitting, gut busting funny as hell. Fucking racist though. Face it, if you live in America, racism lives in the media and the culture. "MoM" (or rather carlos) faces the racism and doesn't give a shit about what you think. Granted, although Carlos makes some good points in his show, there are times when he screws up and is an asshole who isn't even funny at times and is just an offensive prick (this is usually when he just stands in front of his audience and yakkety yaks). People hate him, and people who like comedy that doesn't turn a blind eye to the ignorance of all the different people in the US love him (except that moment when they get dissed by him, then they love him again when he's ragging on another minority/social class/personality). He disses people like the chinese and right afterwards he says something in chinese. He speaks against many types of mexicans humorously and he also speaks mexican. He speaks out against idiots and idiotic behavior and says how he hates people who aren't educated. Thats because he is educated, and knows what the fuck he's talking about, although he says stupid-ass things at times, and because he pulls the |
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