Malibu Jackson: Yep. I'm totally alone in the hotel, with three more days left on my vacation.
Franco Genovese: Are you coming home early then?
Malibu Jackson: Fuck no! I already paid. Fortunately, I had the foresight to pack my iPud.
Franco Genovese: Sweet. Love will find a way!
Cf. Bluetool. A bluetool thinks he is important, while an i-pud thinks he is cool.