n. A person afflicted by the social ineptitude caused by I-Phones, I-Pods, and other forms of technology. Characteristics include staring aimlessly at one's I-Phone in social settings where normal people hold conversations with living, breathing people; offering to plug in your I-Pod to your friend's car when no one asked you to do so.
Kevin- "Hey do you have an I-Pod hook-up?"
Kym- "No, I-Hole, this is my car and you will listen to my mix CDs."
|2.||I pod douche|
An I pod douche is a person who likes to use and play other peoples' i pods or i phones just to beat their high scores on their games. An i pod douche usually informs the i pod owner and surrounding people (usually friends or family) of his achievement of beating the high score.
Bryce: "Hey I beat your high score!"
Eric: "Stop being such an i pod douche"
The end of the world as we know it. These little things of doom have brainwashed people through high pitched frequencies that can not be heard through the human hear directly from the pod itself. These sounds make you want ipods more and more. You will have to pre-pre-order the next model from Japan. These people who have the ipod will not tolerate insults or the tolerate fact that they have been brainwashed by the evil music device. They will call you a liar and try to harm you verbally and/or physically (trust me, i know). In fact, it is more than a music device. Thanks to hackers, you can get INTERNET and EMAIL on these things simply by loading a small program to it(no external hardware added)! Why, and how, could something only designed to play music pick up a wifi Internet signal? Hmm... Remember when you first bought that ipod, you give appple all your info (where you live, phone number, etc) They put that info in to the ipod and their data base so they can track you any where on earth! Ipods most likely have GPS in them to track you. And one day they are going to send you a signal to your pod of death and you will do their bidding. Kill, destroy, ruin all mankind as we know it. So don't support the apocalypse and get a NORMAL mp3 (or mp4) player!
i-person: Check out my 60gb video ipod!
me: those things brainwash you and are a sign of the apocalypse.
i-person: YOU LIAR! YOUR LYING! YOUL NEVER MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT!
me: You're just mad because brainwashed!
i-person: I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FREAKIN' ARM OFF THEN PUT A PICTURE OF IT ON MY IPOD!
me: :runs away:
a term used in poker games and is derived from the two words, pot odds, implying the odds of the pot.
pot odds pods
i dont want to fold there are some really good pods.
An I&I pod is an iPod that's loaded with reggae music. I coined this phrase in reference to my friend Paul's I&Ipod, which had over 30 GB of Reggae on it.
The I&Ipod is not to be confused with the I-Against-Ipod, which is loaded with Bad Brains. The I&Ipod, ironically enough, flies in the face of all things rasta, even if it is adorned with a picture of Haile Selassie.
The I&I pod was responsible for me getting turned on to Junior Kelly, Midnite, The Congos, U Roy and Black Uhuru.
-I&I pods are usually owned by affluent white kids.
-I&I pods are great for long road trips.
-I&I pods are essential if you work the graveyard shift ANYWHERE.
-If you think that your I&I pod makes you a rasta, please press Ctrl+Alt+Delete and kill yourself.
-I&I Pods are not to be confused with I-AGAINST-I pods, EVER.
|6.||pods in a pee|
To grind up dry opium poppy pods then shove the ground-up pods up one's dick hole. As the sharp pods and blood mix in the pee hole, the receiver gets high.
My dick vein collasped from shooting dope into it, now I have to do pods in a pee to get high.
electronic devices given to children - I-pods, cell phones, DVDs in cars, X-Box, Play Station, Nintendo, etc - to keep them quiet & busy - can range from a blessing to a curse
"Honey, did you bring the electronic ritalin? This is going to be a twelve hour drive"
"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"
"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"
"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"