Someone who bought something very expensive with high hopes, only to find out it's completely worthless.
Person 1:I just bought an I-phone, but I need to activate it through my service provider or else it wont turn on!
Person 2: LOL! You just got i-phowned.
Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.
OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!
1. To successfully pull off some sort of a prank involving calling another person's cell phone, usually from a masked number (for instance, via relay).
2. To be struck by a cell phone, preferably in the face, in such a forceful manner that one could only it as describe as being owned.
"Hey, I just relayed Dan, from work, and left him a sweet message."
"What'd you say?"
"I had the operator tell him I was from the corporate office, and if he wanted a promotion then he needs to help me wipe my butt, and then I layed down a nice freestyle about my favorite vegetables."
"Man, that's ridiculous. He'll know it was you."
"No way, I totally cellphowned him."
when your cell phone spell correction causes you to spew several lines of unintentional gibberish.
we should meet at near.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?
NINE! meet at 9. i just got phwnd.