| 1. | I-Feminine | ||
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Related to the I-Peeper - When the I-Peeper notices that the I-Feminine has totally homosexual and/or songs for the opposite sex on his Ipod. Common excuses are, "My wife put it on there!" 'Wife' can also be interchangeable with 'girlfriend', 'sister' or 'mom'. And deep down inside, the I-Peeper knows that he is dealing with a homosexual. Skyler I-Peeper: "Oh my god, you listen to the Jonas Brothers!?"
Caleb I-Feminine: "Uhhh... no, my sister Lo-Lo put that on there! I swear!" Skyler I-Peeper: "What a homo..." |
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| 2. | I-Peeper | ||
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March 5, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
eye-peeper(noun); a person, usually in the workplace, who looks at someone's IPOD screen to see what it is they are listening to and then comments on it, or uses that information later for some other purpose. "Joe I-peeped me yesterday when I was listening to Black Sabbath, and then during lunch, joked to my boss that I listen to 'the devil's music'".
"Hey, I don't mean to be an I-Peeper but I see we have a mutual Clay Aiken thing going on." |
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| 3. | clam peeper | ||
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After excessive use of cocaine, you find yourself in a huge pile of dirty laundry, trying to blend yourself in with it with your forearms crossing your face because you are beyond paranoid and think that the police are coming to get you! You unlock your forearms like a clam opening its shell to peep out to check for the police then close them to re-blend yourself into your pile of dirty laundry! See also "peeper"! Dawg #1: Walks into Dawg #2's nasty ass apartment, "Yo,you here"? (no answer). Dawg walks around in the nastiness of the house!
Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move. Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"! Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"! Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"! Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"! Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"! |
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| 4. | winkle stick | ||
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1.A cover that you slip over your peeper to prevent it from catching a cold.
2.A stick that helps keep your penis erect. 1.Float like butterfly; sting like a bee; I slept with your moma and didn't use my winkle stick; now it burns where I pee.
2.I need a winkle stick to keep my cock from shrivling up inside your vagina. |
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| 5. | purple peeper | ||
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person who visits adult groups until they cannot stand the excitement anymore usually resulting in an overwhelming engorgement of blood in affected areas.
all the blood in purple peeper's head rushed to his other head so he can't think right now
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| 6. | peter peeper | ||
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An old grandpa looking mother fucker who hasen't seen pussy since it had him. Stop looking at me you peter peeper! its TRUE!!!!! I Say.
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| 7. | maljabrone | ||
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a ginger-like, teenage boy who double pops his collar, plays the guitar and lacrosse, bros out with the bros, and usually has a huge ginger-like BB. Loves the hair flip, has a four-inch inseam on his khaki shorts, and wears questionable items, most likely trying to start his own trend to make him seem cool.
example: round, harry potter-like glasses. I was bro-ing out with Maljabrone today after lacrosse when he whipped out his guitar and pitched a tent in my pants.
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