|1.||Old Forge, PA|
an extremely small, but awesome, town in Pennsylvania that barely made the map; the only establishments are pizza places; it is the Pizza Capital of the World; driving around is the fun thing to do; everyone knows where Eckerd & Pear Tree are; you run to T-Hill for cigarettes or gas; some people have Turkey Hill Ice Cream, this town has Turkey Hill itself, which sells the ice cream; everyone in Old Forge knows everyone else; it's just like the Cheers bar, except it's a town.
I'm from the town of Old Forge, PA, and I when I drive by my friends, I meet them at Pear Tree.
|2.||sD I ViSiOnZz|
A very handsome 16 year old Call of Duty Player that makes kids jizz when they watch the killcams and a streamline editor aswell, the bottomline: He is a straight up legend.
ROFLCOPTER OMG, sD I ViSiOnZz just raped me, should post it on youtube cause i think i will get like 4 million views.
|3.||I Dream of Jeannie|
I Dream of Jeannie is potentially the best show EVER created. and we mean it.
man: "why did you turn that boys mother into a goose?"
jeannie: "because she WAS a goose"
tune in to I dream of Jeannie. weekdays at 6.
Jeannie top only covers her bosoms. But its all good.
You should ALL watch I dream of Jeannie.
Jeannie wears a hat that makes her look like a monkey.
Jeannie likes to turn boys' mothers into gooses. BEWARE.
If you want to buy a card with the theme song, it costs 4.99, exclusively at Hallmark.
An old lady is slang for your gf or wife its normally someone you deeply care about mostly used in a construction or manly setting to seem more mocho or manly
My old lady and I went out for dinner last night
The old lady and I wen out all weekend and are hurting units today
|5.||The Old Nolan|
The exploits of Nolan, a man who's sexual prowess, ability to consume large amounts of alcohol, and the deeds he performs during these bouts of intoxication have made him famous around the world. The legend of "The Old Nolan" is an act that occurs when a man and a woman are having anal sex while in the shower. The act happens when a man pounds his woman partner so hard that she loses control of her bowls during the mans recoil (the backward momentum of a gun when discharged), leaving fecal matter on the shower floor. The turd must then be disposed of so the man makes the woman perform the drain stomp to force the poop down the drain, having a similar effect to making spaghetti out of play-doh. Luckily this occurs in the shower which results in momentary disgust and immediate clean-up.
We were both all sweaty after having wild animalistic sex, so we moved into the shower. Things picked up again and I ended up stickin my flesh musket into her mud tunnel, next thing I know I'm pulling out and she defecated on the floor. It was then that I realized that I've just joined the ranks of elite group of men who have successfully performed The Old Nolan.
|6.||I got your six|
Basically means "I've got your back." Comes from the old pilot system in which directions correspond to hours on the clock, where 12 o'clock is forward and 6 o'clock is behind. Thus anyone behind you is "at your six."
Watch out, dude. There's a creep comin' up behind you but I got your six.
adj. Describes the feeling you get when you witness the closure of a long standing and very enjoyable web site. Similar to the feeling you get when you watch someone graduate from high school that you remember being born.
Can you believe BMW is shutting down bmwfilms.com? I remember when that shit came out in 2001. Damn I feel internet old!