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(Eye Luv U) Phrase. 1) Declaration of affection. 2) Words of truth when spoken by women, words of lust spoken by a man. 3) Last resort when trying to get laid. 4) The shortest road to Blowjobs and anal sex. 5) A complete and total farce in modern society. 6) Words spoken into a mirror by Hollywood celebs. 7) Yeu Eng Em: Vietnamese for Here’s a pungi stick, hope you die.
i love you
1) Honey, I love you.
2) Bob, I love you? Oh Sally, I loe you too...
3) I'm not just some guy, I love you...
4) "Can I put in in your butt?" NO! "Please?" NO! "I won't stick it all the way in." NO! "I love you." Ok, go ahead.
5) I love you...until I find someone else or I just decide that love is a fleeting emotion and waiste of our time pretending to be in love for the sake of the children or a tax break. It's cheaper to be with you and split expenses so rather than go find true love, with someone who will eventually drop me for someone else because they are no longer in love either, I'll just live this lie and cheat on you.
6) "I love you Paris Hilton". I love you back Paris Hilton. And we both love our extended and undeserved 15 minutes.
7) Yeu Eng Em, Ah you no fucka me in da ass bigga boy. "But I love you (Yeu Eng Em)" Oh, in dat case come give me da big whoppa in my rittle ass.
by sirisaachillary September 21, 2005
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1.
The three hardest words to say in the English Language.
When done properly, side effects include: A seeming absence of your stomach, silence, perhaps tears, and an overwhelming joy.
by Leiko October 10, 2004
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2.
3 words that should never be said to someone unless you mean it. because sometimes people believe it when you dont mean it. and you break hearts.
Steve:i love you allison
Allison:i love you too steve
later that night
steve:o kelly lets have sex
kelly:what about allison
Steve: o her were over.
next day
Steve: o hey allison i love you baby.
by Allyyyyyyyy April 28, 2005
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3.
three dangerous words abused by pop culture, teenagers and American society as a whole. often used by males to get into a woman's pants BUT-

when a guy says these words to a girl (and truly does mean it) he is basically giving her permission to walk all over him... but he doesn't care. when he means it, every second he spends with her, every time he hears her voice, every kiss, every laugh, every joke, every argument- is the best moment of his life.
a girl will question his reciprocation constantly for fear of being fooled. but if she truly loves him, she will believe anything and everything he tells her.
when you really mean it, you'll never get tired of saying or hearing these words.

when your in love, you'd rather hear the other person's voice than sleep. you care more about them than you care about yourself. you'll never let the other say they love you more. you always want to be around them and feel happy when your around them. no matter how long you are with them, its never enough- you always want to be around the person. their happiness becomes your priority and you would do anything and everything just to see them smile.

you could go on and on trying to define your feelings for that person but you'll never find words to accurately explain.

if you find love, you'll know. don't be fooled by lust. when love comes around, the hours fly by when you talk to that person.


teenagers- i know you all think your in love but PLEASE do not say it unless you are 104% positive its for real. too many people use these 3 words too lightly and they are beginning to lose their meaning.

if you find someone worth saying these words to, you are very lucky.
i love you are 3 words you'll never understand until you experience their meaning for yourself.
by let_it_be January 26, 2009
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4.
ugh all these other definitions suck. sure guys use it to get laid and girls say it sometimes just to see what will happen, but not always.
real love exists. and if you really mean it, these three words are the purest ones you will ever say.
when you find the person you want and they say it to you.. your entire world just lights up. like... colors just glow, the air seems sweeter and thicker, everything feels lighter. you just feel warm and you smile all the time for no reason. sounds like a certain drug, hmm?
love is a cure-all. in your darkest hour, it's just enough to know it's there.
never give up, you will find it.
and once you find it, please don't let go.
"i love you."
"how could anyone ever love me? are you joking?"
"no way. i will spend the rest of my days proving it to you until you believe me."
by mina cherie June 19, 2007
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5.
If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me."

If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."
The only person who ever loved you was your mother.
by Killing Kittens April 28, 2005
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6.
...like a fat kid love cake.
I love you like a fat kid love cake.
by Gav February 06, 2005
683 464
 
7.
Its a computer virus.

Err...passionate saying. that too
EMAIL: I love you
OPEN *clik*
000011111111100101001010111111111110000010100000000000100000000000000001111111110000000000001*your computer is f**ked*0010111000100101010100101
by J.Lew July 03, 2003
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