| 1. | I love you, but fuck! | ||
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When you love someone but they just drive you so crazy sometimes it makes you wonder! "don't drive so fast, chew with your mouth closed, you're so gross!"
"I love you, but fuck!" |
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| 2. | ^_^ | ||
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A smiley face. It's meant to look asain. Most commenly used to express happiness, but sometimes sarcasm... Happiness:
Boy: Heey.. Girl: hi... Boy: I missed you..^_^ Sarcasm: Person: Fuck you. ^_^ Other person: Wtf?! |
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| 3. | love | ||
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love is many things
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love can be an emotional feeling meant for someone you care about a hell of a lot, somebody you care about a hell of a lot and feel personally attracted to it also is a common word used on the end of sentences ..for example "how many sugars do you have in your tea love?" put after i love you that usually means if its a guy he wants to get you into bed but luckily not all guys are like that and they actually mean it if a girl says it it either scares whoever she loves off or the assume she wants to have sex with them or they say i love you too which is the best response whatever case love can fuck people up if you love somebody who doesnt love you back sit down and drink your cup of "depresso" expresso it hurts love does hurt love conquers all yeah it does when your in love your mind is messed up you see things through rose tinted glasses its sure is nice to love and be loved back but nowadays thats not the case why is it so hard to fall in love and so easy to fall out of it thats because the thing you see as love is actually infatuation or lust be careful saying it okay and use a condom rofl |
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| 4. | love | ||
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love; the word that no one can define. more...
my version of love towards a partner..the worst and best thing in the world. it can be the best thing when your 'in' love, or fuck even 'out' of love (reppin the single life ;))..but when you least expect the 'best thing' will creep up on you and turn your life upside down and then you're stranded to deal with all of its followings. unfortunately, we have these little 12yr olds who run around saying it like it bloody oxygen. it is not always available. and for the record world, you don't need to say i love you to your boyfriend or girlfriend unless you mean it. and buddy you cant fall in love in two weeks, it is a long and hard process. it's also something you need to be warned about. love is like pandora's box, once tempered with, never closed. <- brilliant philosophy eh? ;) |
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| 5. | Juliana | ||
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This is gonna get wierd. Juliana, the girl of my dreams. She renders me speachless. I just can't speak to her, let alone of her, at school. Jeez man I hate getting all lovey dovey. She's so beautiful. She's perfect. I hope to god she doesn't find this... I really like her. I think I love her. I never even talk to her, but theres something about her. Her smie. He curves. Her attitude. Her hips. She's so sexy. And, no. I thought I was a creeper too. I thought I was a stalker too. But it's not. It's love. A special kind of love called, one sided love. I love you juliana. I wish me and you were a thing. It's probably not going to happen. That's something I'll just continue to sulk over. I really like her, I'm super sprung. She's an amazing dancer. So sexy. The latin in her. When she salsa dances.. Or belly dances. Insta boner. I could so fuck her. This is less of a description of her name more of an admission of my lingering heart. I'm such a hopeless romantic for her. She can get the D any time. I love you JBC. Juliana. more...
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| 6. | love | ||
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Love is considered as pleasure, to some its considered as pain, but to most its just another word for "bullshit" Girl: I love you
Boy: I....... don't `do yall see wut i mean??? |
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| 7. | Big George | ||
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The male member, seen at his most magnificent and in his full-sized glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur and majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention so as to proudly display every inch of his full height.
Note the use of the pronoun "he" rather than "it." "Big George" is not simply a slang word for your dick, like penis or love torpedo, but a name given to him in his own right, as a personification of your sexual potency and energy. Therefore, a girl may talk about him to you, and may even talk to him instead of you, as in the examples given below. As for the origin of the name, "Big" is rather obvious. The best guess as to "George" is that the use of the commonest name of Kings of England in modern times came to be given to the part of the body that epitomizes kingliness. "Wow! Big George looks like he's really glad to see me."
"Oh, Big George, don't stop! You fill me up! You are the biggest cock I have ever had in me in my life! I want you to fuck me! I need you to fuck me! Oh, please don't stop fucking me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
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