| 1. | blue tool | ||
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Someone who is a total tool, but you cannot refer to them as a tool because they are your "friend" or you are related to them. ME: I don't want to go to Scout's Bar Mitzvah.
MOM: Why not? ME: Because he is a blue tool and I hope he dies soon. |
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| 2. | Cock-Dog | ||
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A person who always has to bring you down when you are happy about something A person who always says "for sure" when you make plans then squiggles out at the last minute Me: This apple pie my mom made sure is delicious
Dude: I hope you are still saying that about apple pie after your mom dies. Me: Thanks Cock-Dog. |
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