Someone relating to the Portugal culture or it's heritage.Portugese is also a language. Don't ask me if Portugese people are considered hispanic because I don't know
I am Portuguese because my father is from Portugal.
Contrary to the above suggestions the term "your mum" is not actually officially an insult. In fact, in many situations it can be seen as a very honourable compliment. For example, if someone calls your mum a "hottie", you can revel in the knowledge that you were first out of all your friends to be in her (provided none of your friends have entered her previous to your birth, might be best to check first). Additionally, your mum might be called "loose" and a "fucking slag" which are street terms for being a good listener.more...
However, there are certainly usages which can be deemed offensive, as we can see below in the examples. In fact, the British government in the "Your Mum" parliamentary act of 1923 split the term into 5 classes. Use of a level 5 can lead to unlimited fines and/or a prison sentence of 20 years. Community service for a level 4 usage is compulsory, servicing 40+ year old mums to 'keep them fresh'.
The term was first coined by early Christians after the Bible story in Bernard 3:19 in which Jesus is still a teen and beginning his forages into carpentry and the bush. In the account he is bullied by a gang of locals nicknamed 'The Disciplz', who continually shout abuse and throw pasties at his knees . Eventually, Jesus tires of the pastry-related insults and hits back with his best friend Foreskin, cornering the Disciplz and threatening them with a badger. His tormentors are reluctant to repent until Jesus speaks the most momentous words that p...
As seen on How I Met Your Mother, used in reference to your cards in a game of blackjack, but about the bang-ability rating of a girl. In blackjack, a player says "hit" if he wants another card. Trying not to go over 21, 15 can be a bad hand, because the blackjack player isn't sure if he wants to hit or not.
"Man, did you see that girl that just walked by, she was fine"
"Ya, I guess. She was a 15"
"'Cus I am not sure if I would hit that or not"
To be stopped and verbally assaulted by one's mother. Namely, to have your mother ask you questions about your personal life at an inopportune time.
As I stumbled through the door I was mijacked. - Yes, mother, I AM sleeping with my girlfriends sister.
camel stuck in a chicks body popin out of her pussy or she decided to eat it and it couldnt come out her rear end!!!! you will experince this at skool becuz the teachers get them and leave it cuz they thnk it makes them kool but its animal abuse!!! i am bored as u may hav noticed my ex-friend k**** wnts u ta no she is a sagittarious she likes long walks on da beach and cheats so it dznt matter if shes taken and she iz ugly and desreate like old people!!! i luv ya more den ma caucluator
your mother..........i can't think of anything else to say...except...i love you...suk on that!!
CAMEL TOE!!!!!! bitch...i hate this 'add ur own' thingie, it taked bloody half an hour 2 do....bloody fuckin hell!!! itz like sooooo not tea and crupets ya no like itz honk honk i am a sheep!!! or im daneil radcliffe here mi roar...arrrrrrrr if u wanna humpy pumpy lemme no ppl btw i tlk to a note book and take spellin lesions and a bisexual chick luvs ta hit on mi!!!!!!!!! TURTLE TURTLE DO A HURTLE!!!!! SXC!!!!!!! I AM A SCORPIO LUV CANCER CUZ MST OF DEM HAV CANCER LIKE MA(HAHAHA) GOLD FISH AND NO WE R NOT ON CRACK!!!(ONLY IF ITZ UR CRACK WILL I BE ON IT)
an irrational response to your mother's comments that make more sense than your brain can accommodate
"I thought we were going to spend the day together for Father's Day"
"Your Dad has been here all day, he worked in the yard for hours and just went to hit golf balls with your brother, they will be back by six"
"Oh, so I have been here all day, but he can go off with my brother" some more words of unkindness and then:
stfu, i am leaving
The fusion between "able" and "badly". Similar in construction to the term "possimpible" as featured in How I Met Your Mother. It represents the ability do perform a given task, but with less than average potential.
"Hey, Tom, can you play tennis or basketball?"
"With both I am badable."