| 57. | blogtwit | ||
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A style of blogging which includes no blog posts, but replaced with a Twitter widget. Usually for people who are lazy to blog but they tweet a lot. This word is clearly invented by May Ong. I use a blogtwit because I love Twitter so much and I am lazy to blog.
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| 58. | Officerwifeism | ||
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To be a lazy women who reverts back to 1950's ways and expect to be pampered. To congregate and bitch about meaningless shit Playing your husband's rank card. Being hated by every other women due to the fack that you think you're better....when really...you're the wife. 1.
Lenora: Do you think we can ever just order lunch at the club quickly? Helin: Not with all the damn officerwifeism going on today. 2. Customer:"I need to have my bag returned,because I ripped it." Worker: "Sorry Mam We Can't Do That" Customer:"Do You Know Who I Am?" Worker: "You're not gonna get my sympathy with your officerwifeism." 3. Jane: So, since I am taking you to show you around the area today...how's about we go to the food court? Kelly: As long as I don't see or hear any officerwifeism,i'm game! |
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| 59. | New Castle Pennsylvania | ||
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Lazy and Stupid unfortunately describes a large portion of the citizens of this city. One time, a short time ago companies like Rockwell International (two plants), Shenango China, Pennsylvania Electric, Mesta Machine, United Engineering, New Castle Refractories and many more were all located here and employed thousands, hell tens of thousands! Now, all have gone away, no matter!! Goverment programs have filled the void, welfare, workers comp, unemployment benefits, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and many more, why work? There are a few idiotic companies trying to make a difference in this shithole town, dumbasses!! WHY WORK WHEN GOVERMENT PROGRAMS ARE FREE????????? New Castle PennsylvaniaStupid- Only skills on resume- pushing carts at Wal-Mart
Ignorant- The world owes them something. A-Holes-"Do you know who I am?" Everybody thinbks they are someone when in reality, they are nobody! There are "somebodies" in this town but they don't need ask the question because they are someone and the people that matter, do know. |
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| 60. | Sprounge | ||
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Doing nothing, maybe just sitting at home and watching tv or surfing the web. In a lazy mood. Nick: "Hey man you want to go to the Creed concert with Bill and I tonight?"
Clyde: " No thanks man, I am probably just going to sit home and sprounge tonight." |
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| 61. | Noin | ||
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Noin verb : (n-OY-n) To stay in ones pajamas till noon typically in a slothful, lazy, negligent, indulgent manner. Also relaxing. A combination of the words "noon" and "in" both referring to being "in" ones PJ's till noon and being in ones home, hotel room, van, till noon. Noin is often used as a replacement for doing nothing or little to nothing to do thus resulting in slovenly/relaxed behavior. Being a bum or taking it easy. Present tense"Noining" Person A: "What are your plans tomorrow?"
Person B: "Probably watching cartoons and noining" This week has been a brick to my face. I am just going to sit back, noin, and play video games. Ever since he lost his job all he does is noin. I bet she could get a decent boyfriend if she would get off the couch and stop noining. I am so stressed all I want to do this weekend is noin. |
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| 62. | algebra | ||
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1) A class that most people in the United States can't master because they are mentally lazy and weak and incapable of concentrating on anything for more than 2 seconds unless it will result in an orgasm. 2) The class kids in India, China, and Japan master by the age of 8 thanks to parents that respect education, work with the kids (because they can), and know the material themselves (because they don't sit around all night eating processed food and watching FOX News). 3) A class that American parents continually harass teachers about so the teacher will pass their little air sucking waste of tax dollars despite them being unprepared to move forward with their mathematical lives. 4) A mathematics course people call "dumb" because they can't pass it. also see oxymoron Moron trying to do an algebra problem: It says x + 1 =
2 but I just don't understand why x is 1! I hate algebra! I'm going to give up, stop thinking, and go play with myself until I forget how dumb I am. Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Did you finish your algebra? Indian/Chinese/Japanese kid: Yes and I got them all right because I read the book and didn't stop until my answers matched the answers in the back of the book. Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Well done! But prove the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra now since American math is made so easy for the fucktards, then I will feed you! Parent: He says he's trying hard and his tutor says he's knows the material. Algebra Teacher: Your kid doesn't study and is manipulating you. If you keep fighting all his battles for him, you will do it the rest of your life while he lives in your basement downloading porn for a living. Algebra is dumb! |
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| 63. | snaking | ||
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The act of slacking and doing nothing all day, just like a lazy snake coiled up in its hole. Especially if you hide from view to avoid chores, work, etc. Also, any kind of total, undisturbed resting. Sergeant: where is that lazy SOB? We have cleaning chores to do before the inspection!
Private: Uhh...he's probably snaking somewhere around here. Dude 1: What have you been doing lately? Dude 2: Uh....nothing. Just snaking all day. I am so tired after eating, that I need a couple hours of snaking. |
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