A poor excuse of a life; A failure.
At the rate I am going I will turn out to be a Tahan.
1) One who drinks copious amounts of alcohol, usually rum.
2) A fictional pirate who stabs his enemies in the throat, usually due to their failure to drink copius amounts of rum.
3) See also Camambro
1) I am a regular CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO! Why, just last night I drank 2 litres of Appleton Rum!
2) If you don't drink that mickey, CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO will slit your throat!
(Adj)1. To have something fail on a massive scale 2. To be naturally terrible at a large amount of things (Noun) 1. Anyone who uses Urban Dictionary
(Adj)1. I am a Fail Festival because I go to over 10 forums 2. (See Tosh)
A situational phrase. When things always seem to turn out for the worse, the costales effect has occured. No matter what you attempt to do to control the situation, the events of life will go against you. The odds of you beating this effect are slim to none. In summary, it occurs when you have a bad day everyday.
*situation: you take on a full course load of 20 units and end up dropping half of the classes because you cannot handle it.
student: "I can't take all these classes. I am a failure"
response: "Man, that's the costales effect in full effect!"
*situation: you buy a whole carton of eggs and as you unload your vehicle, the eggs fall to the floor...all 24 of them.
response: "Costales effect!!!"
*situation: you enter your apartment and soon enough you realize that it has been completely robbed...they even took the magnets off your fridge...
response: "Damn, that costales effect got me!"
|12.||roflberry pwncakes with rapel syrup|
The most delicious and scrumptious breakfast for someone who is constantly pwned (sometimes in a hilarious way). This dish is mostly eatten by scrubs, noobs, and failures.
gamer 1:wow you suck how do you like your roflberry pwncakes with rapel syrup? i bet it scrumptious!
gamer 2: om nom nom nom so good but i am a failure :'(
To fail miserably at various things.
Examples of such things failed at are: video games, talking to women, and sexual intercourse. Basically life.
Also while having sex with someone, you call that person the wrong name (a name of a someone you had previous relations with).
The com puts an emphasis on the fail.
Guy 1: Dude you suck at video games. You are always dying...
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I know, I am a comfail.
Guy 3: Yeah you are.
Guy 1: Man I called her Tasha..... Her name was Emily
Guy 2: Dude that's a comfail and a half....
Guy 1: That halted any chances of sex after...
Quitness can be defined as being a witness to somebody quiting on their potential, a defined goal, or a dream.
I am a quitness to Lebron James ability to lead the Cavs to a championship. I am a quitness to Lebron James being a role model to youth.