Quote from the movie Scarface.

It's a matter of perspectives, and that there's truth in the way of things. When you lie, you also tell the truth because that lie is real because the truth is real, the truth being false, would make the lie true.

Def: the truth and guidelines the way a person should live.
Those of you who hate the bible don't understand it. God doesn't hate the people who hate him . He loves them and hopes they repent,but if they don't where does he send them? Sin is not allowed in heaven, so to his regets they have to go to Hell.It's not God's fault though the man and the woman ate the apple (sinned) and weren't pure so God couldn't allow them eternal life. Its MAN'S FAULT. And duh one man didn't write the bible it was writen by many men over thousands of years who believed in and expierianced the love of God. And Jesus WAS and IS real. I pity your ignorance and pray for your salvation. God loves you.I guess sooner or later you will find out if God is real or not!But for now please believe me that he is,was, and will always be.

An expression used to convey various reactions to events. ‘What the fuck?’ may be used in an attempt to explain any one or combination of the reactions/emotions listed below and then some.

A: Confusion
B: Incredulous confusion
C: Surprise
D: Disappointment
E: Hurt
F: Anger
G: Ironically

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.


There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.


Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.


The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.


Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.


Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.


Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacifi...

An established code, a womans law that 'every girl should follow'? Bits and pieces have been nabbed from dotted groups and edited to establish an official code, but the majority have been thought up by moi after attending an all girls school for 5 years. 5 years is a VERY long time. Filled with bitchiness and an inability to look passed image, as well as including the perks and positives this is..... THE GIRL CODE

*note this is created to take with a large dose of sarcasm and irony :)

Let's follow the spice girls lead and bring back GIRL POWER!
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Any rulebreak is punishable by bitching from fellow females and general looking down upon... (note rules are not in order of importance, bar rule #1)
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1# Rule no 1 and the MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL.. No girl may date her friend's; exs, past crushes, guys who have humiliated/used her and guys she currently fancies... Do this at your own risk biatch!! Acceptions to rule: a) Your friend has given you permission/ couldn't care less b) The said fancying/going out happened before the age of puberty

2# It is perfectly acceptable to take an automatic dislike to a girl/ judge them without ever speaking to them

3# Chocolate is an accepted f...

Official Girl Code.
The strict guidance lines that every girl/woman MUST follow in order to be accepted into everyday society.

Any rulebreak is punishable by bitching from fellow females and general looking down upon... (note rules are not in order of importance, bar rule #1)

1# Rule no 1 and the MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL.. No girl may date her friend's; exs, past crushes, guys who have humiliated/used her and guys she currently fancies... Do this at your own risk biatch!! Acceptions to rule: a) Your friend has given you permission/ couldn't care less. Unless they say that they couldn't care less with that tone, and then it is absolutely forbidden. b) The said fancying/going out happened before the age of puberty.

2# It is perfectly acceptable to take an automatic dislike to a girl/ judge them without ever speaking to them.

3# Chocolate is an accepted food in any occasion.

4# A girl has a right to lie in order to keep a secret told to her by her best friend.

5# When complimented by a friend it is your duty to find something to compliment her back on… whether this be straight afterwards or stored for later on in the day

6# It is your womanly right to give dirty looks

7# Being friends with your friends arch enemy/people your friend hates is a shady area… if you are to do this you must keep the said arch enemies/hated people friendship with you on the d- low

8# If your friends new boyfriend is hideous or lacking in the looks department when asked your opinion of him it ...

1. This basically describes someone who's very nice but also fucking crazy, and someone that almost everyone loves. Someone that is still struggling to figure out who they are and how they want to present themselves to their friends, teachers, and peers.

2. A foul-mouthed, christian-bashing, arm-twisting, insecure, flamboyant, abortion-loving, assumption making, soda chugging, politically savvy, crass, unethical, un-athletic, sleep-deprived, sports clueless, hair feeling, white-out sniffing, oprah loving, porn viewing, eccentric, shy, hippy, conniving, extreme liberal atheist moron in dire need of anti-psychotic medication who will not even consider for a moment thinking before speaking.

3. Can also describe someone with a lot of rumors floating around because they say stupid shit, and usually regret it either because of guilt or embarrassment. A CoKunz generally tries to do what is right, but when they don't, they are willing to lie about anything, fabricate any story, and distort any reality in order to discredit the people that tell the truth about them, and will always come up with the same overused "I've been framed!" excuse. Are they like their gay little Idols, the Clintons? No. They're worse. Does the truth matter to a CoKunz? Yes...when it serves their purpose at the moment. If you see a CoKunz, don't let it near your cat, it might kick it, don't let one near your baby, either, it might abort it.