A disc golf and smoke shop located in Grand Rapids, MI. The name Hyzer's comes from the disc golf term Hyzer
My buddies stopped into Hyzers for a new 11-arm perculated ash-catcher and a couple of new and used discs!
by Hans Grueber October 28, 2011
The tendancy for a golf disc to turn in it's natural direction. (left for a righty backhand, right for a lefty backhand)
by Ben Budd April 13, 2006
The state in which band students are constantly playing their instruments yet never ready to play their instruments.
Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*
Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.
Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?
Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*
Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.
Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?
Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.
by The Nightfly October 24, 2019
The state of being when young musicians are always playing their instrument but when they are starting to play music, they are not ready.
Conductor: students since you have all been playing let’s start playing our first price.
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox
by KrakenTheJaken October 18, 2019
by hulkster2211133221455 January 14, 2009