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463. YOLOL
The moment when someone tries to do something they otherwise wouldn't do under the banner of YOLO, and fails miserably and the end result is hysterically funny to the person watching.
Jock 1: Hey Schneebly, if you can get with that chick from the cheerleading club, i'll join the chess club and tell everyone you're hung with a massive bear cock, shlonger than a horse

Nerd 1: One would hypothesise that the chances of that happening are little to zero. but oh well as they do say, 'You Only Live Once'

*Schneebly triumphantly fails and bears the embarrassment of a horrendous wet patch around the genitalia for the rest of the day. the excitement of it all also leaves a nasty amount of fresh knob cheese strewn all over his new boxers.

Jock 1: Dude! YOLOL
464. Adrianna
Adrianna is probably the most sweetest girl you will ever meet. She's very quiet when you first meet but, don't under estimate her when she gets comfortable she can be CRAZY but in a cool good way. She has a very sensitive personality but is very strong at times, sometimes she need to be encouraged. She is a GREAT friend and she's always there for you. You can trust her with any secret, but only if she trusts you. She's irresistibly gorgeous and guys may see her as erotically provocative. She has beautiful eyes and a nice body and soft hair. lol. She's a great friend and if you know her you're very lucky. If guys cheat on her or break her heart they'll definitely regret it. I guarantee it. But, she may need a close friend there at times to support her. She's unbelievably kind, she always knows how to put a smile on your face when you're down and knows how to make you feel good. She'll make you laugh hysterically everyday by the crazy, mental, ballistic things she does. She's a GREAT friend. Don't let her go. :)
Adrianna Matthews this is dedicated to you :)

-Anonymous <3 x
465. Luke
To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.
An unladen European swallow once brought me a funny message..........It was from a Luke
466. ::EVIL LAUGH::
where someone (like your friend) makes an evil laugh-sound that kinda creeps you out, and it's REALLY HARD to type on the computer.
YOU: hey {insert creepiest friend's name here}!!!!!
YOUR FRIEND: i farted!!!!!!!!!!! ::EVIL LAUGH::
YOU: um......OK? i think i'll slowly back off now, please don't attack me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (screams hysterically)
467. Jadisha
Jadisha

Known as an intelligent homosapien.
A Jadisha always gets perfect scores and is a deep lover of bonus points. What pisses off a Jadisha is when another human gets bonus points.

A Jadisha is a pretty girl and stacks her exes profiles and also friends the boyfriends of her boyfriend's girlfriends.

During locker period, she is known for throwing her books messily on the ground.

she sits beside loving creatures who are hysterically funny and incorrigible.

Also known as THE BRAIN or the CENTRAL.

She likes to "check answers" with a very nice young lady and math is her empowerment.

A Jadisha is a very nice human and remember to give her bonus points.

Her worst experiences include that if falling From the front door of a pickup when she was a youngster and that of shving her lips when she was sent to buy a shaver.

It is concluded that she will be the validvictotian of her academy and certain creatures will despise her for that.

A Jadisha has big mammary glands and once shaved her lips.

She might be mean but once someone gets to know a Jadisha then she is a really nice and friendly person. Being mean makes her rather fun.
Luis: Look at Jadisha flaming in anger!

shelly: Dude someone else must have gotten the bonus points!
468. Minni
lord minni aka svshi.tumblr.com on tumblr.

we bow down to her and her greatness
she is known for her text posts and random selfies at 4AM in the morning with potatoes

Edit: This girl is like the weirdest(good weird) raddest friend i have, she likes hugging and shops too much and she's always asking us to goto concerts with her i don't even know where she gets all this money but she is really nice and funny. She smells nice, and likes to use her hair as a whipping weapon. She is the one to goto for advice, always there for me. and she never says no to shopping. Sometimes she is really loud and hyper, but you get used to it. Also, she's tumblr famous so back off peasants we have a whole troop of teenagers with laptops
Some of Minni's text posts on tumblr

"My parents were in this punk rock band and they had a song called "FUCK YOU IN THE FACE"

"WHOEVER THE STUPID FUCK IS DRILLING A HOLE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW BETTER STOP BEFORE I CAN’T HANDLE IT ANYMORE AND ATTACK THEM WITH MY NEW BUNNINGS CHAINSAW"

"today i was walking down the road when a whole group of chavs appeared with their chav walk and chav face, and i started hysterically laughing because they were all wearing bright neon board shorts (probably purchased from jayjays) and it looked so much like a rainbow lol i don’t know why i’m posting this"
469. Lilly
A girl who is indescribably amazing. She is hysterically funny, so intelligent, probably has the nicest and has purest smile you'll ever see and her curly, thick hair is just everywhere.
Her deep brown eyes can take you anywhere if you look long enough. Its like she eats you with them, because you just get lost in her eyes. Its like you falling down a beautiful hole, but your not really falling. You're just there, starring at her.
Her eye lashes are absolutely stunning. They're so black and have a good length.
Her personality is some thing that you've probably never seen before. Its bubbly, enlightening and you feel safe around her.
She's that girl that is friends with everyone and everybody knows her, but she doesn't hang out with the popular people.
She hangs out with the people who have a troubled life, smart and has a bit of humor ... Like me.
You could probably talk to her for hours on end. Start talking at 9 am and go right to 11 pm and feel like 10 minutes.
It never gets boring because she's always got something in her life to talk about, and so do you.

She has the best taste in music and movies. She'll ask you if you want to go see this band that you've never herd of and you finding out that they're such a good band! She will also suggest you to watch all these movie, which are all movies that you've never herd of before but are brilliant movies! She knows all these actors and band members. She can quote movies and sing to you lyrics.
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