| 456. | wROFLng | ||
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When someone does something so horribly wrong/inappropriate that you can't help but laugh hysterically. Man... it was so wROFLng of you to play "Breaking The Girl" on the stereo when you swiped that girl's v-card.
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| 457. | Timena | ||
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A beautiful, tall woman who exudes the exotic grace of the Pacific Islands. Timena's can be perceived as "snobby" at first, women often find her presence threatening, and men are in awe and can be afraid to approach her. However, this is only because she is shy, and her people skills can be lacking somewhat. When you know the true personality of a Timena, consider yourself lucky, for you have found yourself a loyal, hysterically funny, and fiercely protective friend. Jill: That Timena is such a bitch.
Sylvie: Do you know her? Jill: No, she just comes across that way. Sylvie: She's just shy, Timena's are like that, you just have to get to know her and you'll find that she's really cool and funny! |
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| 458. | Comedy Central's Indecision | ||
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Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks. Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.
Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air. JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid." TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?" JS: "Have a listen." Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television." JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!" TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!" JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth. JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?" JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!" JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea." JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically. |
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| 459. | Liselle | ||
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Liselle is close to perfection. She is typically french and lanky with a great butt. She is shy but once you get to know her she is hilarious. She is one of the nicest girls youll meet and you can never hold a grudge against her She is constantly busy but very smart. Typically she does sports or music related things. Ask her for her favorite songs because I guarantee her music tastes are amazing. She is wise beyond her years and a little nostalgic. When your with her your having fun and laughing hysterically or debating because she likes being right. She tends to be insecure but she keeps it to herself a lot. She also can hang out with girls or boys without a problem because she could become friends with anyone. If you know a liselle don't let her go because any guy would be lucky to date her. my girlfriend is liselle
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| 460. | Dirty Aguirre | ||
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When you stick your finger in your girlfriend's nose and smear it across her upper lip and then laugh hysterically. Me: Gave my chick a Dirty Aguirre last night.
Friend: How does that work? Sexual? Me: Hell no, pick her nose and smeared snot across her upper lip! I laughed so hard I sharted! Firend: Bahaha! |
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| 461. | Hyperventilaugh | ||
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When something is funny and scary at the same time making you hyperventilate and laugh hysterically at the same time. I was playing Slender: The Eight Pages and was so scared that I screamed and fell out of my chair and started hyperventilaughing.
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| 462. | Sandbag | ||
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Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season. I just sandbagged some girl on the beach, I need the earlier flight!
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