hypsteria 

var: hipsteria
related forms: hypsterical, adj.

noun

1. An uncontrollable outburst of extreme emotion caused by anything related to hipster culture.

2. The condition of being a hipster in a state of overwhelming emotion.

Travis reached the point of hypsteria over the $1 PBR bottles at the Holiday Cocktail Lounge.

The summer blackout in Williamsburg caused mass hypsteria for nearly 48 hours.

hypsteria by sweesmees April 17, 2009

hepstard

An insulting or derogatory name to call a hipster.

I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.

hepstard by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

hipstarclub 

A scam website. It happens when you are browsing the Urban Dictionary on an iPhone. It says that you win a free Amazon gift card. Try to undo, you get another one which is just a spinner that looks like you get a free iPhone X, but you didn’t. Undo that, you get to some fake dating site. Undo that, you find more fake dating sites.

Boo! I hate hipstarclub! Shit on the owners!

hipstarclub by WonderedLamb256 August 9, 2018

hipstard 

hipster + retard = hipstard

*note: this word is actually just a reiteration because everyone knows the definition "hipster" innately presents retardation

holy shit, are you fucking cereal? i just had to pay that goddamn hipstard $15 for breaking his glasses...yea, the ones WITH NO ACTUAL GLASSES. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THEY TO BUY JUST FRAMES AND WEAR THEM AROUND?

hipstard by thupercereal September 9, 2010

Hypster 

A pretentious person with money, youth and a sense of cultural and intellectual superiority.
A Yuppie Hipster if you will.

People who try to be cool for the sake of feeling superiority. Makes hipsters look bad (if that is possible). Lacking in humor, overcompensating by
mean spirited sarcasm and Irony.
Usually strung out on Coke & Coffee.

Me: I spend too much time on clothes and old records. procrastination issues.

Hipster: I make Ironic tee-shirts at star-bucks with a macbook air wearing converse (see nike) listening to 'indie' (see adult contemporary), while pretening to be anti-commercialism. I also hate you peronaly for being boring.

Hypster: I work in a fortune 500, too uncouth too be a pseudo-intellectual, too hateful to be new age/alt. I listen to what hipsters with garageband who abuse the bit-crusher filter spin on over priced clubs while being so strung out on coke I actually think I'm and individual. I wax dicks for horse ironically. And I still am arrogant enough to feel better than you.

Hypster by Eivind June 24, 2008

Hypstyr

One who hates hipsters, complaining that by unifically deciding vintage is better and mainstream sucks they are conforming to a society of people who are afraid to be defined by society; a hypocritic person that can, by all technicalities, be considered a hipster as they have decided that hipsters are too mainstream.

Hypstyr in a coffee shop: "I hate that all the hipsters come here, they wouldn't know good coffee if it hit them in the face. They just come here because someone told them to."
Person: "So why do you come here?"

Hypstyr: "Because I like the coffee, the environment, and the wifi"
Person: "Yeah...I'm sure that's why they come here too...."

Hypstyr by CultureNazi May 13, 2013

Hypstercrit 

adjective

Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.

John - "Look what Dave's wearing, he's just given up, he looks like someone's uncle, I'll never end up like that!"

Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"

Hypstercrit by MajorEyeswater September 10, 2014