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2.
A highly trained female professional skilled at both hypnosis and massage.
David: I am exhausted and stressed out!

Michael: Give Barbra a call. She is the best Hypotenuse in town! When you wake up after your massage, you will have no memory of any stress.
by FoamFan January 27, 2013
 
1.
A term created by Fenton Track and Cross Country team, meaning to cut a corner to create a triangle, and run along the hypotenuse, which is usually part of someones lawn. in turn you run less.

LAZINESS FTW!!!!
Man fuck this corner imma take the hypotenuse!

Hey Guys lets cut this corner and take the hypotenuse
by r4wzt0|2 3|21C April 22, 2008
 
3.
In a three-way, the member who is the only participant of their gender is the hypotenuse. SUch a term is used because in a right triangle, the side that's across from the right angle is referred to as the hypotenuse. It is the unique side of the triangle, just as the only member of their given gender in a three-way is unique in that situation.
Person 1: "Dude, you'll never believe it. I was in a three-way last night. And I got to be the hypotenuse!"

Person 2: "Lucky. I've never even been in a three-way."
by PearlJam24 April 04, 2014
 
4.
Code word for penis.

Based on the fact that when your penis is erect it points kinda up and kinda out. So, it is on an odd angle, like the longest side of a right angled triangle.

Uses:

1. To discretely refer to male genitals.

2. To flame people (IE call them a dick).
1. "My hypotenuse is 12 inches."

2. "You my dear sir, are a hypotenuse."
by crazfulla December 15, 2010
 
5.
A math term for the longest side of a right triangle. You learn this is about 5th grade, so whoever is you_know_who must be either a little kid, or extremely dumb.
you get the hypotenuse by using the formula A squared + B squared= C squared (Pythagorean theorum)
by Nothing Chen April 21, 2005
 
6.
The participant in a mangle lying prostrate.
"Andy prefers to be the hypotenuse when he mangles."
by MacGregDogg September 28, 2006
 
7.
how the hell should I know, bitch?!
fuck you, hypotenuse!
by you know who December 08, 2003