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hypotolerance aftaurofecesism

Hypo = Low
Tolerance = the ability to endure
Af = to or toward
Tauro = Bull
Feces = Shit
Ism = The condition of

The condition of low ability to endure bull shit.

This condition is believe to be contracted through repeated exposure to high levels of bullshit and is curable only by a bullshit free environment for a minimum of 6 weeks at which time some testing to determine if the patients high saturation of bullshit has decreased to a level tolerable to permit additional exposure to people who talk shit and start shit. Upon reentry into a bullshit environment the patient may need restrictions which require a hypotolerance aftaurofecesism survival kit consisting of the following items:

1. Ear plugs: to prevent the hearing of bullshit

2. Stun gun: in case a bullshitter is too loud to be blocked out by the ear plug protection use the stun gun to temporarily stun the bullshitter long enough to plac item number 3.

3. Roll of duct tape: place over the mouth of the bullshitter so they are rendered incapable of talking shit.
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hypopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

Most ironic word ever defining the fear of long words
Doctor:Why are you here
Patient: i have hypopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia *SHAKES IN FEAR*

hypopieosis 

A physiological condition that results from a low level of pie in the diet. While not generally life-threatening, it is known to substantially diminish a patients quality of life. Therapeutic dosing with pie often causes dramatic reversal of suffering.
The pumpkin pie was the perfect remedy for the returning astronauts hypopieosis.
hypopieosis by JKTTOX March 24, 2019

periorbital hypopigmentation 

Loss of skin colour around your eyes, specifically due to sensitivity from study lamps. Also associated with scalp alopecia
I know a guy called Craig who has periorbital hypopigmentation

hipopodemaciodacryptadalaphobia 

a fear of really big words
John:i have hipopodema*SCREAMS*
chris:hipopodemaciodacryptadalaphobia?
john:*SCREAMS, RUNS AWAY*

hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia

The most ironic word in the world meaning "The fear of long words"
Conversation between a person with hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia and their firend.
*So you fear anything?
*Yes actually I have a fear of long words.
*Oh and what's it called as a phobia?
*Blank stare*

Hipopotofobia 

A shortened version of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - The fear of long words

Pronounced: Hippo - Pot - Oh - Phobia
Jack: Hey Jill, you know the word hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Is there an easier term for it?

Jill: Yeah Jack, you can also say hipopotofobia!

Jack: Okay, thanks Jill!
Hipopotofobia by Hipopotofobia February 11, 2019