Hypocritical 

To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).

When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.

Hypocritical by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu August 12, 2008

Hypocritical Feminist

A woman that uses her elevated position in combination with a fake and unchallenged, “feminist stance” for her own selfish gains. She does not help other women or society, more generally. Therefore, her brand of “feminism” could be more harmful to women than misogyny.

Blanca was fucking her own (male) graduate student advisee at the same time she was working on campus legislation against fraternization, publicly. Other male professors were fired for similar offenses, but she got away with it because she played the feminist card. She is a hypocritical feminist.

Lynn is such a hypocritical feminist! She says she fights for women, but she steals work from her female direct reports all the time.

Hypocritical Feminist by Hsin2187 June 12, 2016

Hypocritical liar 

Someone who lies about other people lying.

Person 1: "Person 2 is lying"
Person 2: (actually telling the truth)

Person 1 is a hypocritical liar.

Hypocritical liar by dishonest March 15, 2014

Hypocritical Mass 

Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.

Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?

Hypocritical Mass by shaneurysm September 22, 2011

hypocritcal 

Your mom

You're a hypocritcal mom.

hypocritcal by Supercolor August 19, 2017

Hyposcrotical 

To act like a retard like timmy from southpark

"No i will not drop a hammer on my foot for that would be hyposcrotical"

Hyposcrotical by MIKECHARLIEBRAVO123 August 9, 2008

hipocritical 

when someone is such a hypocrite, they don't deserve to have the word spelled right.

ew, she's so hipocritical

hipocritical by kidsnloijvr June 17, 2008