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CHRISTOPHER MARTIN RUSSELL BORN APRIL 12TH 1983 I TELL ALL MY GIRL FRIENDS IN THE BEGINING I AM A JELIOUS POSSESIVE HYPOCRITICAL ASS HOLE AND SAY HI MY NAME IS CHRIS HAVE YOU MET ME I AM A "hypocrite"
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(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.
(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them. (3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself. The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
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someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying!"
B: "shut up, hypocrite!" |
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1: A person who fails to practice what they preach
2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot. Man: You kid! Stop pickin' your nose!
Kid: but your pic... Man: Don't make me tell you twice! |
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Someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk shit about other people but they do it themselves. Claudia: Omg, I hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.
Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie. Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey* Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie! Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away* Claudia: Bye. Tracey: See you around. Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore! Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away* |
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George W. Bush Wow, that guy's a G Dub
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A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity. "Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."
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A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky. Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite!
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