A person who defends both sides of an argument when it suits their needs, and to further their petty agendas.
Jeneane about Hollywood dissent 2003 "There has been so many inappropriate responses to dissent which is the most patriotic thing you can do and the First Amendment guarantees everyone's right to speak out."
Jeneane about the Tea Party movement "Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Democrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up"
"Did someone say hypocrite?"
(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.
(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.
(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing
A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying!"
B: "shut up, hypocrite!"
1: A person who fails to practice what they preach
2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot.
Man: You kid! Stop pickin' your nose!
Kid: but your pic...
Man: Don't make me tell you twice!
Someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk shit about other people but they do it themselves.
Claudia: Omg, I hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.
Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie.
Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey*
Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie!
Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away*
Tracey: See you around.
Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore!
Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*
A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.
"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."
A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky.
Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite!