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42.
A liar two face that says 1 thing and does the other. Uses their powers to make them self appear to be better then they are, and if you give them a solid counter argument, they will rebuttal with nonsense. These type of people typically abuse powers and have conditional beliefs depending on what benefits them.
But Mayhem I didn't post that stuff on the forums it was my roommate I swear. Mayhem says, 'Too fucking bad you're banned!'

Mayhem says, 'Don't do that, do this act more mature admins always act the same for everyone blah blah blah' Mysterious person says, ' 1sv?' Mayhem says, 'Uh..uh....uhhhh BAN BAN BAN!'

Liar Hypocrite two face thunder cunt Jerk Backstabber
by The Somx Community May 27, 2009
 
1.
(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004
 
2.
someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing
A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying!"
B: "shut up, hypocrite!"
by factoryofinsults November 28, 2003
 
3.
1: A person who fails to practice what they preach
2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot.
Man: You kid! Stop pickin' your nose!
Kid: but your pic...
Man: Don't make me tell you twice!
by Pig Pen September 02, 2004
 
4.
Someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk shit about other people but they do it themselves.
Claudia: Omg, I hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.

Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie.

Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey*

Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie!

Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away*

Claudia: Bye.

Tracey: See you around.

Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore!

Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*
by Huhhy October 05, 2010
 
5.
A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.
"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."
by Smokey October 28, 2003
 
6.
George W. Bush
Wow, that guy's a G Dub
by Laz April 04, 2004
 
7.
A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky.
Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite!
by wakatakalaka July 10, 2008