A Hypocrite is one of these:
1) One who professes something then does not carry it out.
2) One who carries out something he professes against.
3) A chav.
1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH!DAMMIT!!!"
2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids!" (later on) "Come on! Damn peers gimme more speed!"
3) Chav: "Nobb-ed!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."
(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.
(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.
(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing
A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying!"
B: "shut up, hypocrite!"
1: A person who fails to practice what they preach
2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot.
Man: You kid! Stop pickin' your nose!
Kid: but your pic...
Man: Don't make me tell you twice!
Someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk shit about other people but they do it themselves.
Claudia: Omg, I hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.
Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie.
Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey*
Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie!
Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away*
Tracey: See you around.
Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore!
Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*
George W. Bush
Wow, that guy's a G Dub
A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.
"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."
A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky.
Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite!