someone who preaches one thing then turns around and finds themselves doing the exact same thing. someone who is insecure and conforms to society's values just to be like the others.
by whitney April 28, 2003
someone who accuses people of or criticises them of things they do themselves, i know about 12 and want to kick the shit out of them all.
Sir Alex Ferguson: that guy is an arsehole.
Commentator: Pfffft, hypocrite.

Sir Alex Ferguson is an arrogant hypocrite.
by rice_krispies April 06, 2011
A title given to one who has found Jesus.
If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
People that call out people who do things they do.
Jane: Smoking weed is bad.
Bob and Jens: Says the girl who is smoking a joint.
by lolzernone121 January 01, 2015
Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!
Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.

Person B: ?

Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.

Person A: Only god can judge people.

Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.

Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
by Mokona Zero May 08, 2013
A person not willing to take their half of the responsibilities, when splitting a job.
He was such a hypocrite, we agreed to work for Bill, but he won't do his share.
by slinky85 November 23, 2011
Someone who preaches one thing while doing the opposite
David Cameron is a fecking hypocrite
Nick Clegg is a total hypocrite

The Conservative Party, The Liberal Democrat/Conservative Coalition are hypocrites
by The Earl of Disco February 22, 2011
a fat person talking about sport
fat guy: Gerrard is an awful footballer

normal guy: shut up, you fat hypocrite
by finbarr45 November 11, 2010

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