| 15. | new zealand | ||
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country voted to have the least sexy accent in the world. the men's voices sound as if their voice box has been pushed to the back of their neck.
the people of new zealand get upset easily. they will often try to start fights, especially with australians who just laugh and wonder why new zealanders get so angry. the reason new zealanders get angry is because it is a matriachal society and women are hypnotised by a small group of women to never have sex. the reason for this is power of course, but it has nasty side effects - everyone knows that a man who doesn't get any, is irritable and tries to pick fights with their neighbours. the only men that do get sex, are the sons of the abovementioned small group of women, and they are fucked by their mothers from a young age. these guys are extremely proud as you can see from a lot of the posts here. just walk the streets of a new zealand city any time and you'll know what i mean. australian tourist in new zealand: excuse me, sorry to bother you. do you have the time?
new zealander: the time? what the fuck did you say to me? new zealand would waste australia. tourist: *sigh* |
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| 16. | Niggadick | ||
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The most perfect grouping of letters in the history of human civilization. A word of unsurpassed power and grace that has been known to paralyse, mystify, awe, arouse, even amuse an audience. Various scholars believe the word derives its power from its universality, as it can be used interchangeable with any word in any language. The term "N-bomb" is often substituted for niggadick in order to mitigate the response.
The Sirens of Greek lore originally tapped into the magnificent power of these three syllables as their "niggadick" chants hypnotised unsuspecting sailors. Years later a hook-nosed slave used it to defy a pharaoh and master the sea. It has long been rumored that Jesus' missing years were spent in the Far East learning the proper enunciation and inflexion of the term. Centuries later a frog midget kept a Pronunciation Key,nig-ga-dik, which he constantly held protected inside his jacket. Nearly all significant world figures have manipulated this golden word to their own end including a Saugus man without any papers who dreamed of offering good steak at affordable prices while maintaining an affinity for plants that thrive in arid climates.... to sum up...N-I-G-G-A-D-I-C-K Frank: Did you just say "niggadick" while wearing a bologna mask?
Frank2: Yes I did because I understand that you can defeat the imputed significance of words by making a mockery of them...or maybe saying niggadick just gives me a hard-on...I'm not sure...by the way did I tell you that you could remove your thumb from my ass? |
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| 17. | Titmatised | ||
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To be hypnotised by breasts. To talk to a girl while checking out her boobs. Dude, I couldn't even look her in the eyes, her cleavage had me titmatised
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| 18. | Hypnotist | ||
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When a man cums into a girls eyes to blind them, than he proceeds to slapping her silly. Girl: Yesterday josh hypnotised me...
Girl: guess that makes him a hypnotist |
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| 19. | Saggers | ||
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Undeniably enormous natural breasts that completely cover a woman's chest and almost rest on her legs when she sits down. They have a foot of cleavage or more with or without a bra and jiggle at the slightest provocation. Are ideal for burying one's entire head between for motorboating during intercourse. Many people find tits of this magnitude excessive, cartoonish and off-putting, perhaps even disgusting, but there is a growing fetish market for women with mammaries of G cup size and above. Softcore and hardcore porn depicting these women exist with special attention often being given to those who are capable of lactation, which opens up all sorts of sex play not capable in regular pornography. Popular porn actresses who have saggers include Miosotis, Milena Velba, Cheron, Samantha 38G, Merilyn Sakova and Sapphire. Jimmy was hypnotised by the sight of a woman whose massive mammaries were bursting out of her low cut top. Able to maintain his cool, he got her number and eventually got his chance to suck on her lactating saggers whilst having sex, fulfilling a lifelong dream.
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| 20. | trance | ||
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Alot of people like trance. White people. Techno actually is where you come across the more trancey and hypnotic, mind-massaging pieces of music IF THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE AFTER (Maurizio, Surgeon etc) The roots of techno are basically afro-american & german. Trance seems restricted to the european and anglo communities and/or mindset. Israel people are also heavily into their Trance! Trance is also very popular in germany where many of its greatest producers came from! But its not generally a style that black people were influenced by in the way that they were by Kraftwerk. Techno and hip hop and house are all interrelated in that sense And yes i'm familiar with many sub-genres of trance. The psytrance crews do put on great parties/doofs though. Its just a pity about the non-funkiness of the music Pyschedelic - trance ain't and techno is. Hypnotic - trance ain't and techno is Truly druggy - trance ain't, techno is Trance never hypnotised me but techno gets me tranced every time what IS the deal here man
Noah can we PLEASE get away from this trance party, I need to dance |
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| 21. | T.O.F.T.B | ||
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Tits out for the boys
A girl or woman with ample cleavage (frequently with lack of corsetry or other support) which is inappropriately exposed in public. So much so that it draws the gaze of all passersby regardless of gender, so astonished are others by the movement of said mammories Often a rank attempt to gain attention from the specimens of the male gender. Only results in superficial attention though as they are hypnotised by seemingly independent movement during activities such as walking, running, climbing, and pole dancing. Woah, check out that woman, outstanding T.O.F.T.B. dear god spare my eyes
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