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Let's say, hypothetically 

"Let's say, hypothetically" is an infamous phrase often used by popular right-wing journalist Ben Shapiro during debates. It has become popular online to create memes satirizing Ben Shapiro by using phrases he commonly uses, such as "Let's say, hypothetically", or "for the sake of the argument".
"Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl. Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment"

"What the fuck?"

hyperthetical 

A newly coined term for what everything "is." Everything, every "object," is beyond any word or description it is not the thesis, is. It is not below the thesis, hypothetical. It is beyond any ones imagination, comprehension, understanding, words and/or ideas; unlimited by time, space, words and/or ideas; it is hypertherical.
" Eddy described a new system of government to stop war. The teacher told Eddy his example was hypothetical. He told her quite the contrary, it was hyperthetical; beyond any previous example or reasoning." Hyperthetical is the universal answer. Everything is hyperthetical, not meaningless, as are all other words.
hyperthetical by fred ressler October 13, 2006

hypothetically 

An adverb thrown into a sentence when the speaker wants to describe a situation but does not want to reveal that it is actually true.
How would you react if I hypothetically ran over your dog while driving home?
hypothetically by Danny Zeff April 30, 2008

Hypothetically speaking 

Hypothetically speaking

Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend
Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!

Hyperpathetically 

- An amalgamation of the hypothetical and pathetic, at the same time with a certain degree of exaggeration or hype. Implausible what if's that border on the ridiculous. Smack talk.
CoolNick38 "bro can i sell your car and buy lotto tickets with the cash, we're gonna win big...... i just know "
Dubplay45 "really??? Hyperpathetically speaking
you been smoking way to much crack."
CoolNick38 " So there's a chance then?"
Dubplay45 " Hell no you crazy ass mf"
Hyperpathetically by ALfullaBAY March 12, 2011

hopeathetically 

A hypothetical question with a hopeful scenario.
Hopeathetically speaking, if Oprah had terminal cancer but wanted to leave you as the sole beneficiary of her will if you married her, would you do it?
hopeathetically by KlyphX December 5, 2014

Hyperthetical 

The discussion of theory on which there can be no conjecture; irrefutable evidence exists to prove or disprove the theory.
Hyperthetically speaking, if there was no Internet then there would be no Urban Dictionary (apart from in our hearts of course).
Hyperthetical by Bloopian Blackwater November 18, 2013