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1) A text sent very quickly or to numerous people or both

(er)

(2) Someone who is extremely enthusiastic about texting and they text a minimum of 5 people at all times

(3) Someone who texts with extreme speed and has become a certified hypertexter.
1) Billy just hypertexted me in literally 3 seconds after i sent my text.

2) Golly gee Gerry, you sure text a lot of people! You must be a straight up hypertexter.

3)Mercy me Mary! You certainly text quickly! Are you a certified hypertexter?
by Alliterating Alonso Allenson April 21, 2009

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The popular way of communicating using text-capable cell phones, computers, or other high tech gadgets. Also an effective way of non-confrontational communication.
"That girl has a Sidekick and she can hyper text her friends like 50 words a minute."
by HaydenS77 April 07, 2008

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