hypersoon 

...not coming soon. or ever.

the new _______ will be available hypersoon. no kidding.

hypersoon by j1515 July 7, 2008

Hypersensitivity 

Sensitivity to such an extreme degree that it leads to hypocrisy.

Practicing hypersensitivity, the host of the Columbia comedy show kicked off the comedian for telling a joke about being black and gay. The host just knew that the joke would offend all blacks and gays. However, all of the black and gay people at the show were laughing hysterically at the comedian's joke.

Hypersensitivity by dhun July 6, 2020

Hyperchondriac 

As opposed to hypochondriac, a hyperchondriac is a person who thinks they are alright, even if there is medical evidence of their sickness. Some people usually have a fear of getting sick, this fear lead to anxiety which may affect a person mentally. But hypercondriac people don’t have any worries about their health status, and they try to lead a life irrespective of their illness.

Donald: "There's nothing wrong with me, I feel phenomenal. Having been diagnosed with an illness means nothing to me. Leave me alone. Looser!"
Sam: "You're a hyperchondriac."

Hyperchondriac by NoWayJosey August 9, 2020

Hyperpoop 

When you relax your body and mind in order poop really fast because you you've got to leave immediately.

You guys seriously don't want to go anymore? I just hyperpooped so we could leave!

Hyperpoop by GreenLeader December 18, 2017

Hyperion 

A megaguild/conglomerate of gaming clans who achieved greatest prominence in the game Darkfall Online, where they dominated the initial European release server with vast numbers and a somewhat unique feudal approach to political organization. The kingdom, also known as Hyperion, Hypertron, or Lumen Solis, was denounced by many as a zerg because of this early domination of the game, which many saw as restrictive of the pvp the game design was supposed to engender. Others hailed the achievement of Hyperion as extraordinary for the Strategy/Conquest MMO genre.

"Hyperion was a marvel to behold. No one else ever topped their occupation of 28 clanstones in the game Darkfall Online, nor their deep political system."

Hyperion by Jansport January 5, 2010

Counter-Productive HyperGooglePhilia 

The sudden attraction to attaining knowledge on arbitrary subjects via Internet Search Engines to fill time that should otherwise be spent achieving practical electronic goals.

I should be doing internet research for my paper due tomorrow, but I'm experiencing counter-productive HyperGooglePhilia and have a sudden urge to look up the mating habits of fireants.

Counter-Productive HyperGooglePhilia by DarcN8r December 29, 2009

Hypersomnia

Excessive daytime sleepiness(without a known cause).Depression, anxiety, stress, and boredom are commonly thought to cause excessive sleepiness.

Until the 1950s, most people thought of sleep as a passive, dormant part of our daily lives. We now know that our brains are very active during sleep. Moreover, sleep affects our daily functioning and our physical and mental health in many ways that we are just beginning to understand.

Hypersomnia by Anna May 13, 2005