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hyperallergy by zanderfin December 4, 2019
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Hyperliberal
A liberal extremist. The kind who is so liberal that they're delusional. They're generally angry feminazis, neckbeards from Tumblr or YouTube, or whiny teenagers. They're the ones burning American flags, shitting on Christians on the internet and protesting over the tiniest things. They're the whining feminists who think criticism should be illegal. They're the people who vote for Hilary JUST because she's a women. You can commonly find them online, in liberal campus clubs, and protesting at churches.
Hyperliberal: how dare you not agree with me and offend me by saying I'm not always right! I'm calling the police!!1!
Did you see that feminist punch the old guy for bumping into her? What a hyperliberal.
Did you see that feminist punch the old guy for bumping into her? What a hyperliberal.
Hyperliberal by CromBomb June 21, 2016
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Hyperlaser
Hyperlaser: I will see you in Hell.
Boombox: WHA- *dies phrom eviscerating ray*
Hyperlaser: One down.
Boombox: WHA- *dies phrom eviscerating ray*
Hyperlaser: One down.
Hyperlaser by Nixelationz December 19, 2024
Hop on Hyperlazer'd
A saying of whoever says it to a person that person must get on hyperlazer'd on roblox and do rough bum sex
Hop on Hyperlazer'd by cilantrosalami September 11, 2025
Hyperslavery
A protologism describing the convergence of multiple systems of control into a new form of unfreedom that masquerades as liberty. Hyperslavery is what happens when late-stage capitalism, the gig economy, consumerism, social atomization, liberal democratic police states, precarized labor rights, AI surveillance, and creeping Western authoritarianism merge into a seamless cage with no visible bars. The worker is "free" to choose their exploitation, "free" to risk their life delivering food through floodwaters for starvation wages, "free" to be algorithmically monitored, scored, and discarded. There is no master with a whip—only an app, a contract, a debt, a threat of deactivation. Hyperslavery is freedom so complete that the only choice is which form of destruction to accept.
The warehouse worker who dies of heatstroke because the facility has no air conditioning and quitting would mean losing their housing. The delivery driver who crosses a flooded bridge because the algorithm will penalize their acceptance rate. The gig worker who calculates whether the cost of a doctor visit is worth more than the pain of the injury. These aren't slaves in chains—they're hyperslaves, bound by the invisible chains of precarity, debt, surveillance, and the constant, crushing weight of "choice." The system doesn't need to force you when starving you gently is more efficient.
The warehouse worker who dies of heatstroke because the facility has no air conditioning and quitting would mean losing their housing. The delivery driver who crosses a flooded bridge because the algorithm will penalize their acceptance rate. The gig worker who calculates whether the cost of a doctor visit is worth more than the pain of the injury. These aren't slaves in chains—they're hyperslaves, bound by the invisible chains of precarity, debt, surveillance, and the constant, crushing weight of "choice." The system doesn't need to force you when starving you gently is more efficient.
Example: "When the app demanded she work through the hurricane or lose her 'reliability score,' she finally understood hyperslavery—she wasn't an employee, she wasn't a contractor, she was just a node in a system designed to extract her life until she had nothing left to give."
Hyperslavery by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026